10) How to make big crazy googlie eyes (This convinces people that you are having problems with your vision)
9) How to win a fight by losing to a superior fighter.
8) How to receive a concussion from an otherwise slap to the head
7) How to follow one of your trainers fingers perfectly for a short period, then realize you are supposed to have a concussion, and need to be more convincing. ‘Lets see, Ok I need to make it look like I cant see the finger, oh wait Im not blind, chit I need to follow the finger, WAIT, Im following the figer too much, Ok I need to make my googlie eyes again’
6) How to ‘Turn on and off’ the effects of a severe concussion
5) How to effectively slow the pace of a main event fight, gain side control hold the opponents hands, and do nothing.
4) How to make convincing moaning sounds when you get slapped to the head/lower neck (This also comes in handy when you need sympathy after eating pickled eggs, or giving birth)
3) How to walk and talk fine after receiving a ‘concussion’ but not needing a neck brace as that would look too obvious to the general public that an injury did not take place i.e. ‘ouch I have whiplash I am going to call my lawyer’ ‘Anyone have a neck brace?’
2) How to perfect the ‘delayed injury’ effect. ‘Uggggg, *moan* I cant submit this guy and his knees are hurting I cant fight anymore’ ‘Ill just lay here for a minute’ Ala Buster Douglas style
1) How to run like a clown (Videos of Renzos Shotime pre-fight interview will be aired featuring Renzo running with oversize clown shoes through the woods) You will be asked to demonstrate this while honking a big cartoonish horn.