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What if I don’t have a significant other?
Jackson writes:
Hi, my name is Jackson, and I’m no good with the ladies. Tell me, Bill, how can I become a casanova in just a few simple steps?
Hello Jackson… Nice to meet you. :) I’m glad you asked….. Let me see…….
Casanova in just a few simple steps….
Well… step one, we go all the way back to the basics. Women like colorful things… and shiny things, too. :D This is why every time you see a movie about pimps, they have on purple and orange at the same time. You take care of the “shiny” requirement with large gold chains a la “Huggy Bear”. Make sure to wash your gold chain frequently… toothpaste really brings out the lustre, BTW! :D
So… everybody thinks pimps are pimps because of their gift of gab… not true at all! :D Pimps are pimps because the ladies see their colorful clothing and shiny jewelry and shoes and they just can’t resist coming over to the pimp and starting a conversation.
I notice from your avatar that you like hats. Hats are a great accessory, however, yours is a little too “regular”… :/ Invest in a sombrero and you’ll be aiiiite! Just make sure that your sombrero doesn’t clash with the rest of your outfit….. um… unless the sombrero matches your chains, of course! :D
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