Bill Cammack

NO SITTING ON COUCHES!!!… NONE! :/

Here’s the deal, fellaz… Kicking it to chicks is a PROCESS. It takes TIME. It takes TECHNIQUE! :D

If you’re running game @ a party, and you find yourself chickless @ 2:30am, you are now in PANIC-MODE. DEFCON-1!!! [wikipedia: This refers to maximum readiness. It is not certain whether this has ever been used, but it is reserved for imminent or ongoing attack on US military forces or US territory by a foreign military power. Use of nuclear weapons is authorized. (State of Emergency.)] It’s time to do one of two things… Step up your game…. or GO HOME AND TRY AGAIN IN THE MORNING!

Do NOT… I repeat… DO NOT SIT ON COUCHES using your regular sap-rap to chicks after 2am. :/ It’s too late for that. You don’t have time for all that “what do you do?” and “where are you from?” garbage. It’s not 2 in the afternoon… it’s 2 in the morning, and it’s time for you to put up or shut up. Let her know what you want and either get on or go home. Period.

I mean, think about it… Do you think she doesn’t KNOW what you’re trying to do, effin’ SOCIALIZING with her @ 2am? Most people in this town have been asleep for hours, but noooooo… here you are, sitting on a couch with this girl you just met, talking about birds and flowers and trees. Talking about how you grew up in XYZ country and how you love poetry and politics. $#*^((@ that! She knows you’re trying to get on. Everybody else at the party knows you’re trying to get on. The only one being fooled is YOU! Stop wasting your time, and get to the point. She’s with it or she’s not with it. Find out what time it is, ASAP.

This is the point… The girls you can “pick up” @ 2am….. are the girls you can pick up @ 2am! :D Capisce? If you can get her starting that late at night, you don’t have to put in any work. Just offer her something, and if she wants it, she’ll take it. It’s too late to act like you met her standing on line @ Shake Shack or sitting at a table in Bryant Park @ lunchtime. Nope. It’s 2am… EVERYBODY knows what time it is and what you’re trying to do. Stop pulling the wool over your own eyes and either press up on her or GET.UP.OFF.THAT.COUCH and call yourself a cab home.

DatingGenius