Bill Cammack

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I saw this post by GoldieKatsu on seesmic, where she mentioned that she observes Shomer Negiah, specifically pertaining to following the Orthodox Jewish religious prohibition against shaking hands with the opposite sex…

and I wanted to give my thoughts about the concept and about GoldieKatsu’s SHARING of the concept with us…

Posted for Bill Sobel.

This is a cool video from Veoh’s channel/series “Viral”. Sunny Gault hosts. Featured Guru = Bry Sanders, Director of Photography on the set of Hayden Black’s “Good Night Burbank“.

Yes, I know I said “only date broke chicks”, but now, we’re talking about marriage! :D

If you’re going to get married to a chick, make *SURE* she’s got ‘mad ducats’! :D

Don’t put yourself in the screwed-up position of having to support some deadbeat chick. That went out of style with The Flintstones and The Honeymooners. Women’s Lib is in FULL EFFECT… YA HEARD? Chicks have their own jobs… Chicks have their own money…. They’re even allowed to own land now. There’s no reason why you can’t find yourself a *RICH* chick to get married to. None.

You may have to do a little bullshitting, because chicks like to hook up with guys that are more successful than they are. Go hang out at the country club. Order an overpriced water and act like you’re drinking vodka. Drop a lot of references to your yacht and the several homes you own around the world. You know the drill. ;)

Anyway…

Now, there are two types of rich chicks you can go for. There’s the self-made rich chick that is educated and has her own career and has done what she’s needed to do to elevate her lifestyle to the lap of luxury. All props and credit to those women! :D … Then, there’s the type that’s rich because either her father or her ex-husband worked A LOT, and she’s become the beneficiary of their labor. It all depends on what you plan to do with her money, which kind of rich chick you want to go for….

If you want to keep her money to yourself, marry the rich, self-made chick. The higher she gets in her career, the more hours she’s going to have to spend working. This means you get to drive her fancy luxury car back and forth to the store to pick up the latest video games on her credit card. In this case, you’re basically the butler, Jeeves. It’s your job to pick her up from work after you chilled all day, drive her to the restaurant for dinner, since your ass probably can’t cook worth a damn, drive her back home and pamper her for about an hour before she falls asleep since she needs to get up early to go make you some more money in the morning. So, basically, by ‘working’ between 6 and 10pm every day, the equivalent of a part-time job, you enjoy all the luxuries she’s working so hard to make available to you. This works best with chicks you have no intention of having sex with.

OTOH… >:D … If you actually ENJOY her company and want to hang out with her and hit it, etc… then make sure you get one of those beneficiary-chicks. The bad thing about trust fund chicks and divorcees is that they’re spending their money faster than YOU’RE spending their money! :O The good thing about them is that they don’t actually have to waste time going to GET that money, so you have loads of time to hang out with them all day, every day! :D Paris on a Tuesday? No problem! :D Tavern On The Green on Thursday afternoon? No problem! :D

Fortunately, even though the divorce/cheating rates hover around 50% to 60%, there are still a bunch of dummies that get married without prenuptial agreements, so there are tons of divorcees around. um…. And don’t think I’m talking about old-ass chicks, either! :D Check out what Wikipedia has to say about Marriageable Age in Utah! :O

Utah: 18 generally for first marriage, 16 with parental consent, 14 with court approval or previous marriage.

… um…. Previous marriage *BEFORE* 14? :/ …. Anyway, you see what I’m getting at. By the time those chicks are divorced, they’ll just be turning legal age. By the time they’re divorced for the second or third time, they’ll be the age they would have been if they had graduated college…. *IF* they had gone to school past the 4th grade, when they got married the first time :/ So that’s two alimony checks, and the chick’s dumb as a box of rocks!…..

SWEET!!! :D

DatingGenius

Dude… Where’s the effin’ Restaurant?, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Mike swore up and down that he knew where the restaurant was….. :/

March 26, 2007

I’m embedding a second Hulu clip because both Jeffrey Taylor in France and Phil Campbell in the UK informed me that they were getting this message when they tried to view the video I embedded in my previous post.

“Unfortunately this video is not available in your country or region. We apologize for the inconvenience.”

Phil suggested it might have been because of some sort of rating on the previous video, so I embedded a clip from “30 Rock” that shouldn’t have similar issues.

I just got my Hulu beta access code, so I’m checking out the embed function. The clip above is from the “Dick In A Box” SNL Short hosted on hulu.com.

There’s a timeline you can drag to make a custom length clip. It’s not easy to use right now, because the thumbnail doesn’t scrub with the playhead when you’re selecting in and out points.

For some reason, when it gets to the out point I selected, when you close the box, the video keeps playing.

Actually, if I drag the playhead back in the timeline, it’ll play the entire clip, so it’s embedding the entire clip regardless, just setting different start and finish points.

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Bill Cammack

Charles Hope & Brooklyn Hilary, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Brooklyn Hilary & Charles Hope @ the blip showcase @ the Pioneer Theater in NYC.

Feb 2007

ReinventingTV061116d, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Reinventing Television, Nov 16, 2006

Jonny Goldstein, Steve Woolf, Zadi Diaz, Dan McVicar