ok… After a knock-down, drag-out Memorial Day Weekend, “The Kid”s back in action! :D
It’s the age-old question that guys have… “how do I please my woman?” or “how do I please A woman”. Well, here’s what you need to know…..
Women (in general) are emotional people. They love to feel stuff. When there’s nothing to feel, they’re liable to make something up out of the thin air. Did you ever notice how everything seems to be perfectly cool, and then they find SOME reason to complain about something? That’s because they LOOOOOVE to feel stuff. It doesn’t matter what it is. It doesn’t matter if it’s positive or negative. As long as you can make them feel SOMETHING, it’s better than if you make them feel NOTHING.
Remember that time that you were enjoying the game on television, and your girl stepped to you with some irrelevant garbage about taking out the trash? :D That’s what I’m talking about. Instead of letting you enjoy YOUR LIFE, she’s got to find soemething for you to do which will validate her as someone important and/or special.
You know how many people she can order to stop enjoying themselves and do something for her?????? That’s Right!… ONE!… *YOU*!!! If she can’t tell YOU what to do, she has no existence whatsoever, so she has to keep coming up with ways to prove to herself that she has control over what you do or say. The only way around this is if she has kids already. This should not be the case, because if she had kids before you met her, you shouldn’t have started dating her in the first place, and if she got one (or more) off of you, you’re an idiot for not reading my post from last year, Navigating “The Kid Thing”, and buying her a dog.
So let’s assume your girl doesn’t have any kids. That means that the only person she has control over on this planet is *YOU*. We know why you did this to yourself… Because you like to get laid. Nothing wrong with that. The only question is, how much of a price are you paying for that? I don’t mean monetary price, like how it costs you DOUBLE every time you take her to Burger King (hate it when *THAT* happens! :/), I mean mental and emotional price.
Well… Here’s what you need to do to please your woman……..
Not a GOT-Damned thing, because it’s not going to do you any good. :D
Remember that time you actually got up off the couch, put your beer down and took out the trash in the middle of watching the game? What did that get you? Nothing. It probably got you about half a day’s break from her coming up with some new BS to validate her self-worth AGAIN at your expense.
So, Class…. What’s our lesson here? Unless you’re planning to fix EVERYTHING, don’t fix JACK! Let it ride! Let it slide! Fuhgeddabouddit. You’ll be doing both of youse a favor.
If you take out the trash, she becomes content with you. That’s a useless state for a chick, because you’re not making her feel anything. Making you do things for her is a self-destructive behavior, because she’s making herself feel neutral towards you. You don’t get POSITIVE props for taking out the garbage… You just get back to Neutral. Regular. Tolerable. Tolerated. Eventually, she gets upset about something else, and decides to use you *AGAIN* to make herself feel good by getting you to “hop to” like the sucker that you are.
Another problem is that every time you fall for this ish, she’s reinforcing the fact that she’s not dating someone better than her, and your stock keeps plummeting. What does she need YOU for if you do everything SHE tells you? You’re like a sock puppet holding a boom mic up to someone’s face… useless.
Instead of all that, do the smart thing. Next time your girl gets mad…. LEAVE her ass that way! :D
It’s good for YOU, because you reinforce the fact that you don’t give a damn what she says, which proves that you’re better than her, which is why she’s with you in the first place. She’s trying to improve her station in life, and if she’s lucky, have kids with you so they can inherit your superior, MIT Graduate genes.
It’s good for HER, because she gets to keep feeling mad at you, which she enjoys. See… She can’t be mad at you unless she cares about you, so the fact that she’s upset reinforces for her her feelings of love and admiration for you. Any chick that you can get mad at you is sweating you. :D So, LEAVE her ass like that. Let her go on her own fantasy trip where she takes her 5 kids and no job skillz… not even to be a cashier @ Target, breaks up with you and enjoys her life on welfare and food stamps. Ain’t Gonna Happen. To quote Sean Combs… She Ain’t… Go-Win-No-Where… She Ain’t… Goin’-No-Where…..
So, what’s she gonna do? Nothing. She’s gonna be mad and she’s gonna like it. She’s gonna call some of her girlfriends on her prepaid cell phone and complain about how guys are jerks, etc etc. Meanwhile… YOU get to watch the game IN PEACE and not waste any mental energy on making her happy, when she’s only going to make herself UNHAPPY again in a few hours.
Let it ride.
So, Friends… The way to please your woman is…
PS – Make sure you didn’t move in with her already, or forget everything I just said.