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Younger Women Keep You Alive!
So I’m browsing the internet, and there’s this big hubbub about McCain calling Obama “That One” in tonight’s Presidential debate, and then there’s another video where he’s supposedly NOT shaking Obama’s hand.
I don’t care about any of that, even though there’s a lot of talk about how McCain won’t look Obama in the eye. What I noticed, from looking at the tape of the supposed McCain snub was McCain’s wife.
Every time you hear about McCain, it’s about how old he is. :) So I never thought about it… I just assumed his wife was old, too. So when I was watching this video, and he points Obama towards his wife, I was like “Wait a minute… She’s not that ancient”.
So I googled her, and according to wikipedia, Cindy Lou Hensley McCain is only 54 years old, born in 1954. The media won’t let us forget that John McCain is currently 72 years old, born in 1936. That makes their age difference 18 years!… Play On, Playah! :D Now THAT’S Pimpin’! :D
So now, hopefully, people can stop CRYING about guys dating younger women… like VASTLY younger women. Maybe McCain could do some PSAs entitled “Younger Women Keep You Alive!” :)
Think about it… at only 54 years old, Mrs. McCain probably still goes to the gym. She would also be ‘hip’ to dinner parties happening around town, which is much better than spending his evenings playing “Bingo!”.
Her clothing selection‘s going to be 20 years more up-to-date, and it’ll be way more likely that the bouncers will let him in the club with her, in case they don’t recognize who he is. (The point being that in some NYC clubs, you need to be with ATTRACTIVE women, or else they’re not letting you in, regardless of how many mediocre chicks you brought out with you that night)
Also, her night vision’s still probably pretty good, in case someone has to drive somewhere after 8pm.
You don’t have to worry about any of your boys rapping to her, because all your friends are from *your* century.
This is great! :D NOW people can stop crying about “What do you have in common with a gal so much younger than you are?” like as if it matters.
Now that I think about it, Sarah Palin was born in ’64, which makes her TWENTY-EIGHT years younger than McCain! Play On, Playah! :D
Younger women are more fun and energetic, because they didn’t have to live through The Depression.
Younger women are sexier, because they grew up dancing to The Beatles instead of Merv Griffin.
Anyway, you see my point. :) Now, maybe people can STFU and mind their own business when a guy’s tryinna kick it to a younger female. You know what they say… “A younger woman a day helps keep the doctor away”. :)
… or was that an apple?
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OMG i only date younger too ;)
McCain and i have SOOO much in common!
The age difference might be the one thing Greg and I have in common with John and Cindy Lou. Maybe we’ll do a double date?
Bill C-
Well, this is definitely one of those things that works better for guys where, dating a girl 15/18 years younger than him is, ya know… legal. So, younger women, not so much my thing, being a mid 20s dude.
Traditionally speaking, however, and especially true of people in previous generations, women being the social organizers “hip to parties” as you put it, has been the norm, and men relied on their wives to organize social lives. This is probably very much related to the correlation that in previous generations, married men DIED very soon after their wives passed on, even controlling for age difference. They were relying on their wives as sources of interpersonal connection. So yeah, their women, not even ones necessarily that much younger, were literally keeping them alive. Cut out the social contact… boom.
It will be very interesting to see if this holds true as the social media generation, since men are learning to connect and STAY connected at a much younger age.
@Jill: hahaha I’ve already seen YOUR idea of a date with McCain and Obama! :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsHUlt4n2tY
@Amanda: I’m sure they’d be down for a double-date! ;)
@Dave: lol Interesting correlation between Social Media and Saving Men’s Lives! :D We’ll see how that works out, hahaha.
Well, see… Dudes in their mid-twenties can get their Reverse-McCain on! :D Scoop you up a nice 45-year old, successful, in shape, still-attractive woman and learn a little something-something.
That’s actually a good range for picking up women, because they’ve just figured out that all the guys their age are dating the twenty-something chicks. “Older” women need recreational outlets TOO, ya know? :D
Dating Genius – yer the only guy I know who can write about McCain and make me laugh. Well played.
haha Thanks, Haldol. :)
I can’t stand politics in general, so I decided this was my one opportunity to jump in for a second! :D
Hehe – The Mrs Robinson play is a different game, and I’m totally down with that. Woman who knows what she’s doing and is over all that high school/college/20s figuring out who-am-I-and-what’s-acceptable-to-me bullshit? YES PLEASE.
@David: True DAT!!!…..
… “But, Where Does Homey Sign?” :(
My Dad thought it was cool marrying a chick half his age, right up until many years later when she decided she actually wanted children about the same time he wants to kick back and retire. He’s 81 and his daughter, my half sister is 18. Trust me, awkward!
And girls, don’t forget the “Sex in the City” episode where Samantha thinks the old guy is fun till he see’s his old man butt, no thanks! I like a man close to my age.
@Adrienne: See, that’s absolutely true, and an excellent point. If you’re gonna kick it with someone in a different stage of life from yours, you have to be prepared (if you CARE about them, that is) for them to go through phases you already went through.
If you already went to the club every weekend and she’s just getting to the point where she WANTS TO go out every night, you have two choices.. Get with the program and go out… AGAIN… even though you don’t care about that anymore, or let her go on her own or with other friends.
Of course, this means she’s going to meet other guys that want to do the same thing she wants to do, so you’re risking losing your girl altogether, but, yeah.. You really have to consider what’s going to happen down the line, when what she wants out of life changes from hanging out with YOU every day, having a good time and getting her socks knocked off. :D
Yeah, it’s great for older guys to date young hotties like us. But what about us? Do **we** want to date old, wrinkly dudes? Probably not. (Although I am dating someone a tad older right now, I must admit :) But not 18 years older LOL)
lol.. Well, Maria, it all depends on what you want out of life.
You can go ahead and get your Anna Nicole Smith on, hahaha as long as the light at the end of the tunnel is a large payout where you can retire! :D What’s a couple of wrinkles for a couple billion dollars?
OTOH, if dude’s BROKE, then you’d be much better off sticking to guys that you’re actually physically attracted to, hahaha :D
adrienne+the great Mr. C: tru, true. when i was 36 i was banging (sorry but dating wasn’t the prime description) a 23 yr old. As i have lost all taste for being ripped beyond belief and unable to function the next day, it created many a problem. even when she went out with her friends and rubbed up on sum hot young stud all night, she would come knocking on my door smelling of the likas and cigs expecting me to close out that deal. i looked good walking down the street with her AND lord only knows that i enjoyed the dirty looks from her father :)! but yeah, within the same age group is def the way to go. Long Term that is! I’d still break one off here and there on some casual shyt. lol
I keep getting laughs off of “expecting me to close out that deal” after da club! HAHAHAHAHA :D
I think you could imagine a chick looking like Fred Flintstone trying to get back in his crib and screaming for WILLLMAAAAA to let him back in! :D
You needed to hand out them GROUP HOME RULES, SUNNNNNN! Beat The Clock, Nah Meen? You’re not inside by 10pm… SEEYA IN THE MORNING! :D
The bottom line is that both people need to be on the same wavelength. Regardless of the ages involved, you can’t match up a stupid one with a smart one and have a good team. One with and one without common sense. One that thinks it’s dating and one that knows that it IS WHAT IT IS.
If a couple can find that across decade-lines, fine. Other than that, get ready for the extra hassles! :D
Well, I think it’s better for men to date younger women. Because as far as I know, Men takes longer time to mature.
-M from Mexico
Thanks, M! haha that’s ANOTHER great excuse! :D
Women are always saying they mature faster than men, soooooo it’s only FAIR to THEM that guys date younger women, to even out the playing field.
So if we figure a guy’s willing to retire from the game @ 50… that would make his future wife 32! Perfect! :D
Wow, I honestly had no clue she was that much younger than McCain. I wonder if he takes Viagra? 8) Just wondering!
@TheJennTaFur: lolol Now that’s *TWO* commercials we have lined up for him! We should start a Presidential viral video ad agency! :D