Comments on: 5 Ways To Keep Your Woman If You Get Laid Off http://billcammack.com/2008/12/24/5-ways-to-keep-your-woman-if-you-get-laid-off/ Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:09:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Is She dating You or Your Wallet? | Bill Cammack http://billcammack.com/2008/12/24/5-ways-to-keep-your-woman-if-you-get-laid-off/#comment-20871 Is She dating You or Your Wallet? | Bill Cammack Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:29:16 +0000 http://billcammack.com/?p=2820#comment-20871 [...] now you’re not. I already told y’all what to do if you already have a girlfriend, in “5 Ways To Keep Your Woman If You Get Laid Off”, but what happens if you thought you had it like that and you were still playing the field when you [...] [...] now you’re not. I already told y’all what to do if you already have a girlfriend, in “5 Ways To Keep Your Woman If You Get Laid Off”, but what happens if you thought you had it like that and you were still playing the field when you [...]

]]> By: Relationship ToS (or Screw Him! Pass The Ice Cream!) | Bill Cammack http://billcammack.com/2008/12/24/5-ways-to-keep-your-woman-if-you-get-laid-off/#comment-20410 Relationship ToS (or Screw Him! Pass The Ice Cream!) | Bill Cammack Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:22:36 +0000 http://billcammack.com/?p=2820#comment-20410 [...] go from a size 4 to a size 8, is he gonna break north and look for another size 4?… If you get laid off, is she going to step to the left and find a guy who’s making more money than you [...] [...] go from a size 4 to a size 8, is he gonna break north and look for another size 4?… If you get laid off, is she going to step to the left and find a guy who’s making more money than you [...]

]]> By: Bill Cammack http://billcammack.com/2008/12/24/5-ways-to-keep-your-woman-if-you-get-laid-off/#comment-18793 Bill Cammack Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:33:07 +0000 http://billcammack.com/?p=2820#comment-18793 @Frank: lolololololol... Now THAT'S Pimpin'! :D haha Only problem is, if you already have two girls, you don't need a job. Do like those dudes to in the sticks. Leave one chick's crib in the daytime, saying you're going to work... and go to the other chick's crib. 8 hours later, leave that chick's crib and say you have to do the night shift, and go back to the first chick's house.... I mean, assuming she already cooked. Good idea too for the guy to keep himself in tip-top armpiece shape, lest he be replaced with a newer model who's so fresh and so clean, clean. @Frank: lolololololol… Now THAT’S Pimpin’! :D

haha Only problem is, if you already have two girls, you don’t need a job.

Do like those dudes to in the sticks. Leave one chick’s crib in the daytime, saying you’re going to work… and go to the other chick’s crib. 8 hours later, leave that chick’s crib and say you have to do the night shift, and go back to the first chick’s house…. I mean, assuming she already cooked.

Good idea too for the guy to keep himself in tip-top armpiece shape, lest he be replaced with a newer model who’s so fresh and so clean, clean.

]]> By: frank http://billcammack.com/2008/12/24/5-ways-to-keep-your-woman-if-you-get-laid-off/#comment-18791 frank Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:54:01 +0000 http://billcammack.com/?p=2820#comment-18791 6) Make the other chick pay! during the day when your main is at work, hit the hood rat second for funds! Get a cut and maintain your appearence. Get a little more and send your number 1 for a mnicure! LOL just kidding (unless you can actually make this work for you winkwink)... Seriously though, being unemployeed does not mean you are a homeless hobo overnight. Maintain a dignified appearence, make your lady want to STILL be seen with you even if that means that for the time being she has to pick up the tab!! Some of you out there take the phrase "vegging out" to new extremes when you stay home for more than 2 days. Look in the mirror, would YOU do YOU if you had the chance! The answer should always be no as you look to maintain and even step up your appearence. Damn Bill, been a minute. all this typing has my finger hurtin'! :) 6) Make the other chick pay!
during the day when your main is at work, hit the hood rat second for funds! Get a cut and maintain your appearence. Get a little more and send your number 1 for a mnicure! LOL just kidding (unless you can actually make this work for you winkwink)…

Seriously though, being unemployeed does not mean you are a homeless hobo overnight. Maintain a dignified appearence, make your lady want to STILL be seen with you even if that means that for the time being she has to pick up the tab!! Some of you out there take the phrase “vegging out” to new extremes when you stay home for more than 2 days. Look in the mirror, would YOU do YOU if you had the chance! The answer should always be no as you look to maintain and even step up your appearence.

Damn Bill, been a minute. all this typing has my finger hurtin’! :)

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