Bill Cammack

Sarah, Florence & Chrissie, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Sarah Showfety, Florence Holdeman & Chrissie Brodigan

Bill & Tim, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Bill Cammack & Tim Kress-Spatz

Most likely due to all the beer I drank, it seems that my base weight has gone up to 162 lbs. I’m defining “base weight” as how much I weigh without working out at all for a long period. Read the rest of this entry »

We’ve already established in “Maury Show Tips: 01 – You Are An Idiot” that if The Maury Show calls you AT ALL, then either YOU are an idiot, your girlfriend is an idiot or BOTH OF YOU are idiots. That means there’s a 66% chance that you are an idiot, which is higher than 50%, so let’s just assume that it’s YOU. Here’s the proof:

You + Her = Result
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Smart + Smart = Rejected. Never seen on the show [25%]
Smart + Idiot = She did something that will embarrass you = Guest [25%]
Idiot + Smart = You did something that will embarrass her = Guest [25%]
Idiot + Idiot = Ratings Galore = GUEST!!! (multiple episodes) [25%]

Now, because you’ve been invited as a guest, we can throw out Smart+Smart, which leaves us with two slots where you are an idiot and one slot where you are not = 66% chance that the idiot is YOU.

If your girl happens NOT to be an idiot (which, BTW… you wouldn’t be smart enough to figure out), then we can rule out the Paternity Test series. The only trick The Maury Show has left up its sleeve is The Lie Detector Test.

Like I mentioned previously, even the secretary who buzzed you in the security door to the studio is more educated than you are. PLEASE do yourself a favor and FORGET ABOUT TRICKING AN-NY-BOD-DEE until you get back out in the street, like FAR AWAY from the studio and make sure you turn a couple of corners so their outside cameras can’t see you either.

Of course, the entire point of this series is that you’re not going to take my advice and stay off the show, so here’s how to carry yourself when you’re a guest on the Lie Detector Test episodes: Read the rest of this entry »

SNV34853cc.jpg, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Annie Arthur – January 25, 2008

In these jacked-up financial times, A LOT of men (and women) are losing their jobs. Check out this ridiculously long line of people trying to get PAID:

Now, it’s bad enough to lose your source of income AND your entire social set in one fell swoop. It’s even WORSE when your lady steps to the left because you’re not bringing home your portion of the rent…. Well…. It’s even *WORSE* if she makes *YOU* step to the left, like happened to Wesley in “Jungle Fever”, but we won’t think about that right now. :D

Having grown up in the ghetto… ok… Having grown up WITH people who lived in the ghetto, I’m well-versed in getting and KEEPING women on a low budget. Those of youse that have always pulled women with all your money, cars and houses might be S.O.L. without your gimmicks, so here are five things you can do to stay in position and keep your woman in pocket: Read the rest of this entry »

SBD 02, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

NYC… Wednesday night…

There’s a post on the website MomLogic entitled “Married Women Hate Sex”. They surveyed 2500 married women and found that “50% of women find sex either depressing, embarrassing or a hassle”… smh :/

Here are some other interesting percentages from their survey:

 
NOW YOU KNOW a brotha had to STOP. RIGHT. THERE. when I read “26% would rather read a book! :D For those of you not hip to the DatingGenius vault of golden oldies, I wrote Take her to the Book Store! over a year ago, on November 10, 2007 after I had heard one of the funniest and most ridiculous things I had heard in quite a while. :) Read the rest of this entry »

After stopping by Sean Bohan‘s site this morning, I’ve decided to add Gravatar visibility to the comments on BillCammack.com / DatingGenius. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a picture that you select that’s embedded in each of your comments if you choose:

“A gravatar, or globally recognized avatar, is quite simply an avatar image that follows you from blog to blog appearing beside your name when you comment on gravatar enabled sites. Avatars help identify your posts on web forums, so why not on blogs?”

Due to the “Get you in trouble with your girlfriend” nature of DatingGenius posts, I wanted to mention this to my 5-or-so commenters so they won’t get caught out there.

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That Is All.
The Management

Bill, Alice, Jesse & Jennifer, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Bill Cammack, Alice Hunt, Jesse Kirshbaum & Jennifer Wright

Mica, Brian & Annie, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Mica Scalin, Brian Conley & Annie Arthur

Stephanie & Bill, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

Stephanie Frasco & Bill Cammack