Dating idiots isn’t going to work out for smart people. Dating smart people isn’t going to work out for idiots. It’s a really frustrating match, to use the term “match” loosely.
Dumbing it Down
For the smart person, it’s incredibly frustrating, trying to have a conversation with a fool. The fool doesn’t understand basic concepts, but then believes that they actually have a proper mental grasp on reality. It would be palatable… slightly… if the idiot understood that he or she knows nothing at all, because then, they might be open to listening to what you have to say and attempting to absorb it. Instead, the fool attempts to win you over to their way of thinking, because they’re clearly right, being that they’re too stupid to understand that 4 + 4 doesn’t actually equal 44.
Who Does He Think He *IS*?
Meanwhile, it’s frustrating for the fool, because this person who seems to be a peer of theirs keeps talking down to them and telling them they’re wrong about things. “Why won’t he walk out in the street with me without looking? I mean… The cars aren’t just going to HIT US! That would be WRONG! :(“… “I won’t look like a ho if I have sex with five people that know each other in a four week span. STOP JUDGING MEEEE! :(“… “If I headbutt someone in their head, they’ll be the only ones to get hurt, because I’m the one that did it to THEM! :D”… “How did the steak get all crispy in the ski resort microwave??? I set the timer for the exact same time I always use at home! :O *scratching head*”
Triple-Digit IQs To The Left…
This is why you should never date outside your own intelligence. In the long run, it’s just not worth it. The time you spend concealing your disdain for the other person and muttering about how stupid they are under your breath takes away from the purely good times you could be having with someone that’s just as attractive & sexy, except their brain works properly.
This works just as well for dummies, because neither one thinks that what the other one just said is a bad idea. They’re never condescending towards each other and when something goes wrong, it was just their bad luck……. again….. instead of a blatantly obvious lack of intelligent planning. With neither one of them thinking straight, both of them get to enjoy the bliss of ignorance and all is right with the world. 😀