OK Fellaz… Stop being greedy. If you have a homeboy that’s having trouble getting girls, HOOK YOUR BOY UP!!! Dag. :/ I mean, seriously. It’s ridiculous. It’s also in your best interest to make sure your friends get laid.
First of all, it’s highly unlikely that you’re going to be screwing more than three chicks at a time, so if you know four or more girls, SHARE THE WEALTH! This works out in your best interest because if your friends are gettin’ some, they’re WAY LESS LIKELY to do REALLY STUPID THINGS! Dag.
The first stupid thing they won’t be doing is interrupting YOU when you’re chilling with YOUR girls, Capisce? If you hadn’t been just looking out for YOURSELF ONLY, you would have passed your boy a chick to distract him. Do NOT let him sit around hating on you because you got all the girls, AGAIN. ‘Matter of fact (and I know this is a stretch, but bear with me), sometimes, you should even hook your boy up with the BEST chick in a group, just so he can feel special for once.
The second stupid thing they won’t be doing is acting all desperate around chicks and initiating police action. If your boy’s scraping the bottom of the barrel to get chicks, that’s a reflection on YOU. YOU should have used your props to figure out how to get him laid WAY before it got that bad. We went over this in Pecking Order / Play Your Position. Just like it’s your henchmen’s job to back your play and make sure you get on, it’s YOUR JOB to make sure that your boys get some play from the trickle-down chicks.
The third stupid thing they won’t be doing is AVOIDING YOU when they’ve got extra chicks. Henchmen are a really good source for meeting women because you don’t have to rap to them. You get to skip the whole “He’s just talking to me to try to get laid” stigma, because you were actually introduced to them by a friend (who’s only talking to them to try to get laid). The stigma only lasts one layer. If your friend introduces you, you’re automatically the friend of someone suspicious. YOU aren’t suspicious yourself. Your boys will NOT introduce you to chicks if you’re notorious for being greedy with chicks, so share the wealth and what goes around comes around.
Speaking of suspicious people… If you let it get to the point where your boy does something creepy, YOU’RE going to look nice and creepy right along with him. The one-layer rule only applies while your boy’s considered harmless. As soon as he actually screws up though, you’re going to experience GUILT. BY. ASSOCIATION. Otherwise known as “Creeps of a feather Creep together”. NOW, you wish you would have just hooked him up with one of your extra chicks so none of this would have ever happened.
YOU knew your boy couldn’t get girls.
YOU knew he was a desperado
YOU knew what lengths he might go to to get laid
YOU knew he needed help that YOU could have provided
So what did you do? Did you help him or laugh at him? Was it a big joke that he didn’t get on, AGAIN? Was it funny then? Is it funny now?
I had a friend that couldn’t pull chicks LITERALLY to save his life. We laughed our asses off at him for quite a while, but eventually we went out of our way to try to convince chicks that he was a nice guy and they should talk to him and get to know him yadda yadda regardless of what he looked like. It usually was a no-go, however, the times that they were down with the program, *HE* vetoed THEM! :O The Nerve! 😀
If that’s the case, that you put your best foot forward and your boy refused your help, then you did everything you can. If he goes down the tubes, just hope he goes down by himself and doesn’t drag you kicking and screaming right along with him into internet infamy.