Why Women Are Better Liars Than Men

Women are better liars than men. This is because, in general, women can immerse themselves in fantasies way better than men can.

If women want to start to feel turned on, what do they do?… That’s right… READ A BOOK!!! :O .. Some words.. In a little paperback novel with one picture of Fabio on the cover holding some chick that they project to be them. Suddenly!!!… A Puerto Rican gal sitting on her fire escape in Harlem, NYC is ACTUALLY a southern belle, dressed like the woman on the cover, riding in a Horse & Buggy with her Fabioesque lover whom she imagines is only having sex with her until 100 pages later where she reads that TMZ reported that her man has been ******* every maid and nanny that they’ve ever hired since their relationship began.

Meanwhile.. Does that work for guys?… HEEEEEEEEEELLZ NAW!!! πŸ˜€ It’s the exact opposite. We need VISUAL STIMULATION and AS FEW WORDS FROM THE CHICK AS POSSIBLE!!! πŸ˜€ And it had better be the RIGHT stimulation, too! πŸ˜€ Too skinny? Won’t work. Too fat? Won’t work. Not sexy enough? Won’t work. Not “slutty” enough? Won’t work. Too into it? Won’t work. Not into it enough? Won’t work. Not dressed properly? Won’t work. Not doing the right actions? Won’t work. Doing the right action in the wrong way? Won’t work…..

Guys have to have EXACTLY what turns them on in order to feel turned on. Meanwhile gals only need the mental suggestion of a situation and they fill in all the blanks themselves. THIS is what makes women better liars than men.. blank-filling.

Guys can only grasp the part of the lie that they can comprehend, so their lies are like the icing on a cupcake instead of the entire cupcake. Guys say stuff like “I was playing poker with the fellaz” and think that’s a complete lie. They think that’s it, because when they visualize the lie, they see themselves with cards in their hands, money, chips, a drink on the table, some cigar smoke in the air…….. and that’s about it. They don’t know what the table looks like. They don’t know whose basement they’re playing in. They don’t know who else was involved in the game. They don’t know what area the house was in. They don’t know if they ordered pizza. They don’t know what alcohol they were drinking or what brand. They don’t know what time they got there. They don’t know what time they left. They don’t know what was on the television or the radio. This is because they were ******* some girl and really don’t think their main girlfriend’s smart enough to catch them in ANY lie, EVAR! πŸ˜€

Meanwhile, women HAVE all this information because they’re immersed in their lies. They actually believe them. When the novel says “Fabio took her hand…”, she SEES Fabio. She SEES his hand. She SEES her hand. She sees the carriage and the horses and the driver and the leaves and what color they are and how many of them are on the ground and how many of them are in the trees and the walkway and the house and the color of Fabio’s eyes and the type of dress she was wearing and whether it was hand-made or not and how much money was in Fabio’s pocket or whether the butler was holding the ducats so the lines of Fabio’s suit wouldn’t be ruined and the color of her skin as she blushed at the gentlemanly treatment she was receiving from her man……. :/

THIS is why you can’t beat women at lying. This is ALSO why women catch YOU in lies! πŸ˜€ When you say you were playing poker, she receives an incomplete picture of the scene and a whole bunch of questions naturally occur to her that you don’t have the answers to, such as which shirt you wore to the hangout. um… WHAT? :O Now you’re all defensive because the only thing you remember from last night is what that chick looked like from behind. Now that you know you’re about to get caught, you get nervous and jumpy and overreact to simple questions that should be as easy to answer as “Was the light red or green when you crossed the street two minutes ago?”.. and down the rabbit hole you go. SEEYA!!! πŸ˜€

Bill CammackInterestingly enough, immersion is also the reason that women are way more SUSCEPTIBLE to lies than men are. If you have the proper relationship to her (read: She’s “in love” with you), you can tell her anything you want, such as “No, honey. I’m not having sex with up to 10 other women, most of whom are waitresses or some other minimum-wage-type job” and she’ll turn around and tell all her girlfriends that her man is faithful to her regardless of what the truth is.

You can tell her anything you want.. “Check it out, SUNNN…. I was in Central Park earlier, and the grass was RED!!! :O”.. 20 minutes later, she’s on the phone or texting with her girlfriend talking about how the grass was red in Central Park this afternoon as if she saw it with her own eyes. It’s just too easy. πŸ™‚

Now, it might SEEM that MEN are more susceptible to being lied to than women are. That’s technically true, but not actually. It’s not that the men actually fell for the lies.. It’s that we weren’t listening and don’t care what you said. When the game is on and you decide that that’s the time to tell us your lie about what you did last night, we don’t want to think about such irrelevant drivel and we’ll “yes” you off so you can stop interrupting us. We like to devote as little mental energy and time as possible to conversations that YOU start.

This works out to the female liar’s advantage because when y’all say “I was at the mall all afternoon”, we don’t want to hear ONE. MORE. DETAIL about the mall. We don’t care which mall you went to or which homegirls you hung out with or what shops you went to or what you bought or where the receipts are or your parking validation. Nothing. Nobody cares. πŸ˜€ Meanwhile, you were all up under some dude all afternoon and you’re like “heh, heh, heh.. Got away with it AGAIN! >:D”.

It’s probably all for the best anyway because your woman’s better prepared to ANSWER your questions than you are to ASK her questions that might trip her up. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose. Everyone gets to feel good about themselves and the relationship continues.

Will this ever change? I doubt it. πŸ™‚ Guys are relatively dense. When their girlfriend asks them “How come you didn’t text me (or have any OTHER contact with me) for four days in a row?”, their response is “I was sick”. haha It really doesn’t occur to them that sickness wouldn’t have prevented them from pressing their thumbs against plastic to text her or AT LEAST hitting the ONE DIGIT that would activate the AUTO-DIAL that she knows he has her on in his phone. I guess he didn’t eat or drink liquids for four days as well? Even “I lost my phone and it was just returned to me in the mail” doesn’t work anymore because people have so many ways to contact each other via Social Media. Meanwhile, the obvious answer is that he was ******* the next chick for four days and forgot that you exist, or at least didn’t CARE that you exist until the better chick became unavailable.

So.. Think about the best liars you know… Are they women or men and what makes them better? O_o

~ Bill Cammack | @BillCammack

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  1. What it do cuzzo! I have to say I love this one! I believe that 99.9% of the time woman are better liars for the exact reason you stated. They are immersed in their lies. They also plan their whole lie out days in advance and they have their friends on the payroll to help them do it. For instance they call four of their girlfriends and let them in on what’s going on and they all come up with a plan and a story for what happened. We don’t have that luxury. Our friends may be on the payroll but they are not smart enough to follow through with what the story is. In your Curb your Enthusiasm reference you proved that point. We can beat them if we put all the pieces to the puzzle together beforehand. But men you have to stand by that. The story can never waiver. You can’t have driving a green car one day and you were riding in a blue the next time you tell the story. Women remember every detail of your story and play back the conversation many times in their heads to make sure they remember it. So when they all of a sudden ask you a random question a week later about that night you went out you get a surprise and you’re confused so you slip up. Right then and there they know they’ve got you. But they also won’t say anything about it right then. That will be stored in the memory bank for another time. I have learned from the past never to change my story no matter what the situation. The story stays the same. Woman are like police interrogators just better. The police need tape recorders, woman just use their internal hard drive and they know how to ask the questions better!!!

    1. All true, Cuz! πŸ˜€ .. Since guys aren’t paying attention, they don’t plan their lies ahead of time and end up putting dudes names in the mix that their chick can VERIFY weren’t where he said they were AT THE TIME that he said they were = finis! πŸ˜€

      Also, yeah, there aren’t dudes smart enough to back the effing play! πŸ˜€ When it’s my turn for backup duty, I make sure I’m *GONE* as in NOT on Facebook, NOT on Twitter, NOT in the street where I could run into his girl shopping… GONE! πŸ˜€

      Of course, this puts a strict limit on the time a guy has to do his thing before I resurface, because after that, he’s on his OWN! πŸ˜€

      That’s another good point, that they SAVE the effing STORY for WEEKS so that since the guy crammed for the test instead of actually having the knowledge, he can’t possibly tell the same lie NOW that he told before! haha Just like Elephants, man! πŸ˜‰

      Guys are really SHORT when it comes to stuff like this, which is why they try to say as little as possible and hope they get over. Of course, this makes the situation worse, because when the ish hits the fan and like 10 CHICKS show up AT THE SAME TIME, saying you kicked it with ALL of them AND that you said your woman ain’t ISH!… That would be a horrible position for a PRO to try to defend, much less some scrub that let themselves get caught up in such a fiasco in the first place.

      Dudes, don’t get ahead of the game. Realize how smart you are, how smart your woman is, and ACT ACCORDINGLY! πŸ˜€

  2. Interesting post bill, however i’m going to have to disagree with you on this one. If you take your average man and women they both tell mediocre lies in different ways. Men usually choose to lie by telling semi truths and lie by omitting certain incriminating details or replacing them, women usually tell more detailed lies and include precise facts and what not. So you if your asking your self how come dudes get caught way more the answer is simple, its not that women are better liars than men they are better lie detectors than men. Because women pay more attention to what we say they are more likely to catch us. OTOH we barely listen at all so they could be telling the worst conceived lie of all time but we miss it because the game is on and its the 4th quarter with 1:50 on the clock.

    1. That’s actually exactly what my cousin Nigel said in these comments, above. πŸ˜€

      Since women pay more attention, it’s tougher to fool them AND guys don’t try hard enough.

      Since men DON’T give a flying **** what women are talking about, ANY eplanation or NO explanation of there whereabouts will suffice.

      Unfortunately, that doesn’t negate women being better liars than men because of immersion. For example, I’m a video editor. What makes me better than other editors is that I actually live inside the material. I’m completely immersed. What I’m editing is my entire world. For that reason, it’s easier for me to make a credible and seamless storyline from the raw materials I’m presented because I can FEEL when it doesn’t work or when I get pulled out of my immersion.

      Lots of other people know how to press the buttons and they went to film school to figure out what to do, but they still suck, relative to me. That’s because I’m doing what comes naturally and they’re doing their chosen profession, similar to being a tax collector. So my point is.. Since women, in general, become immersed things so much more easily and naturally than men do, it’s easier for them to live inside their lies and seem more credible when they’re lying.. EVEN if you’re trying to catch them.

      How many times have you seen a woman get caught by a guy she’s walking with when she checks out the next man passing them on the street. I’ve never seen it, personally. I’ve seen guys get caught LOTS of times, because guys are like “There goes a fat ass, I’m checking that out RIGHT NOW.. WHOOPS, I’m with my girl. DAMN! :/”. Women already know the situation and play it off smooth, just cutting you a knowing eye-to-eye glance/stare at the very last second as you pass each other, letting you know that she’s into you and you’ll pick this up when she’s available.

      Also, I’ve been around lots of women that were lying to men and lots of men that were lying to women, and in my personal estimation, there’s NOOOOOO comparison! πŸ˜€ Women take the title, hands down! πŸ˜€

  3. There is no denying that woman are better at this then men. Men want to believe that they can manipulate and lie better then woman can but it is not possible. There are a select few men that can do this but the majority can not. Woman say that they trust you but they never really do. I had a conversation with my wife about this last night and we concluded with the fact that I am a better liar then she is but that is only because I have had more practice at it. Saying that we don’t pay enough attention completely proves this discussion. If we paid more attention then we would figure out how to lie just as well as woman. The fact that woman pay more attention then we do is what makes them better liars. Woman have always had practice at this. They lie about thier hieght, weight, status, how many men they’ve been with, what they did yesterday, how many miles they drove, how into us they really are and if the sex was good. If woman are so good at faking an orgasm to make 80% of men believe they had one and that the man is good in bed then they can definitely tell a lie. Woman know how to make a man feel good, i.e. his ego, penis size, job status and everything else we need them to tell us to make us feel like we are “the man.” Why would you think that if they can sit there and tell us that all day, not believing it themselves, that they couldn’t tell us any other lie they wanted to and make us believe that? Hands down woman are better at this then we are. They practice it 100 times a day with everyone everywhere. Practice as they say makes perfect!

    1. Wow, Cuz.. You DROPPED SCIENCE right thurrrrr! πŸ˜€

      I wasn’t even thinking about all the natural lies that women tell on a regular basis. You’re 100% on-point with that. I need to jump up and down on that faking orgasms topic too, now that you reminded me! πŸ˜€

      As far as you being a better liar than Ash, of course you are. She’s a sweetheart. She’s not built for that. πŸ™‚ Meanwhile, when I need to set myself straight, The Kid calls YOU, haha so your game has to be tight for me to respect and seek out your opinion on things that actually MATTER to me. πŸ™‚

      I know guys want to BELIEVE that they’re better at lying, or really ANYTHING mental when it comes to females, but it’s really that they can’t see how transparent they are and how weak their game is. Meanwhile, women see that they have their man intellectually trumped and keep that ish under the hat and only pull it out when they need it… Such as snatching a cell phone out of a brotha’z hand, realizing that he’s kickin’ it to the next chick and chasing him out of the house and down the street with a golf club……. πŸ˜€

  4. Just LOVED your description of the Fabio-saga. Brilliant! You must have a strong feminine side to be able to tell it like that, Bill. πŸ™‚

    And it is absolutely true, when we want to feel turned on, we read a book. Or fanfiction, which is even better, because we already know all the characters from TV,their backstories, their conflicts, their motivations etc., all the stuff a normal porno does not provide but that is necessary to make us CARE about what is happening.

    But all this does not necessarily make us better liars. I am the worst liar in the world and prefer to say the truth, because telling a lie sucks so much more energy (that could as well be spent reading books….).

    It is not true that visual stimulation has no effect on women, though. I have tested that theory and found out that visible emotion on people’s faces can be a great turn on. If that is missing, however, porn is about as interesting as a fitness video.

    1. HEY!.. Thanks for the compliment, but watch it with that “feminine side” stuff! πŸ˜€ Don’t make The Kid hop on a plane and “get something straight between us”! πŸ˜‰

      Really interesting point about fan fiction. I had never considered that, evAr. So interesting… Stories based on characters that women are already emotionally invested in…. Wow. I should have thought of this AGES ago! πŸ˜€

      I won’t put your business in the streets, but I’ll suggest to you that even though you might not be good at lying to PEOPLE, you’re very good at lying to YOURSELF in order to preserve your personal status quo……..

      The visual is obviously critical when it comes to women or else good-looking guys wouldn’t have an easier time getting laid. My point was about the primary way to affect women, not peripheral options. Even what you’re saying isn’t “the physical”, like if a guy works out he has a better chance of pulling the chick. You’re saying that you’re “reading” his emotions from his physical appearance. You’re still receiving the Harlequin information, but you’re getting it from expressions and not words.

      What makes women better liars is y’all’s ability to have your entire lives consumed and colored by your perceptions. It happens to me all the time. From one day to the next, my relationship changes to a chick because NOW, she has a “boyfriend”. When they break up, our relationship changes again. What truthfully happened during that time period? Nothing. Meanwhile, she painted an entirely new world for herself because of what she believed was going to be her future with the guy she was no longer with a few months later. It’s like those movies where the main character THINKS they hit the lottery, so they quit their job.. Only to find out that they DIDN’T win the millions of dollars and now they want (if not NEED) their old job back. The ability to arbitrarily turn emotions on and off due to perceived circumstances is what makes women better liars when y’all convince yourselves beforehand that what you’re saying is true. Guys, OTOH, KNOW and UNDERSTAND that they’re lying, even while they’re talking to you. A good percentage of their brainpower is being used by probing your behavior and wondering “Is she buying this?” πŸ˜€

      1. Hop on a plane? You? Ha! So not gonna happen. Travel requires planning, and you are not a planner, right? Nah, I feel pretty safe on my side of the Atlantic. πŸ™‚

        Fanfiction writers are mostly female, I think. Some of them are really good. If you ever want to learn more about all the kinky stuff women fantasize about, you should give it a try.

        And I am NOT good at lying to myself. I had a plan, carried it out, knew there would be a price to pay, and paid it. Maybe I miscalculated the exact amount a bit. Meanwhile, all stakeholders know what happened, what did not happen, and why. I have no regrets.

        Only “the ability to arbritrarily turn emotions on and off”…. well, maybe other women can do that, but I can’t. But it’s alright. Some people live with only one arm. Others live with cancer. I can live with that.

  5. Nigel and Bill excellent points,
    However that still doesn’t prove that women are better liars because of the lies they tell. Using that same argument you could argue that if we pay the same amount of attention a women does than we would catch them just as much as they catch us. Its not that we CAN’T pay attentions it’s that we CHOOSE not to. Another thing that is important is how we talk when we aren’t lying, men don’t usually give precise details when they aren’t lying all of a sudden when your lying you start pouring in a ton of extra info that you normally don’t include and that is what gives you away. the key to a good lie is not throwing out airtight statements its leaving the right amount of holes so that it looks natural and then anticipate follow up questions.

    So the bottom line is that women don’t tell better lies we are just worse at catching them than they are at catching us.

    1. I see what you’re saying. I agree that if it were possible to create a guy and a gal who were perfectly equal in intelligence, cunning, etc and you gave them both the goal of putting their mind to something (in this case, making up a lie), the woman wouldn’t have any particular advantage over a man as far as what they could come up with, how fast, how credible, etc.

      Unfortunately statistical proofs about genetic superiority aren’t going to be useful to the guys out there that THINK they’re telling good lies, but they aren’t. Also, the odds of a guy and a gal being equally intelligent or anything else is approximately ZERO. How many couples do you know that you can’t obviously pick out which one is smarter? πŸ˜€

      Good advice to not change your style when you’re trying to lie. Unfortunately, that calls for the guys paying attention to their own styles when they’re talking to women regularly. I was unfortunately co-working the other day, and I could hear everyone’s conversations in the space. One guy was talking to his wife, and at the end of the conversation (yes, I could hear HER SIDE of the conversation as well through his phone) says “I love you! :D” and dude tried to keep it low-key, but he mumbled back “I love you too” and hung up. This other guy got a call from his girlfriend and had a conversation with her that ended with HER saying “I love you”, to which he replied *CLICK* as he hung up the phone! πŸ˜€ HAHAHAHAHA.. Which one do you think got a better reception the next time they saw their SO?

      Guys, in general, do the absolute least they can to get laid and then don’t think about how they interact with women any more than that. To ask them to rival women in weaving fantasies, telling them, and maintaining that lie indefinitely is requesting a monumental feat. I do agree with you that under clinical circumstances, studying equally intelligent specimens, you would not be able to differentiate between how good a lie was between the male and the female.

      However.. What’s your counter-argument to Nigel’s “Faking Orgasms” example? O_o

  6. I’m looking through your counter argument and i see the same thing in all the situations that you bring up its the guys that are slacking in each situations its the guys that aren’t paying attention they are essentially lowering the bar for women. also you don’t have to weave a fantasy to lie, lie are more effective when they are short concise and impossible to prove either way.

    Also consider this situation you take 3 random guys and 3 random girls then you ask them to lie to 10 males and 10 females each. this will simultaneously tell you two things a) which sex is better at catching lies b) which sex are better at telling lies.

    As far as faking orgasms that is technically not lying unless you ask them right after very directly “did you fake that orgasm?”. regardless of her answer thou you can’t disprove what she said unlike a male orgasm a female’s can be replicated entirely with voluntary muscle contractions, noise making etc. In fact the only way to distinguish between fake and real is a real-time MRI Scan of brain activity.

    1. wow. πŸ™‚ I can not battle with “real-time MRI Scan of brain activity”!.. I just Can’t! πŸ˜€

      I hereby officially exit this thread of the conversation, stating that C-Jay has the very last word on it! πŸ˜€

      1. lol i didn’t mean it like that but it really is the only way. also you might find this interesting, that little experiment that i mentioned with the groups of guys and girls it has been done and the results were that the males only caught the lies 40% of the time but the females caught it 65% of the time. however it the results were the same if it was a male or female who was telling the lie.

        P.S i have just been made aware there is a show on fox called lie to me i watched like 1 episode and it looked pretty good you should check it out it’s like the csi of lies kind of thing

  7. Woman are better because they start younger with a wider and more general notion. When you practice on such a broad idea, when its time to minimize and execute its second nature!! Whats that primary lie that all woman start there careers with?? here it is: No I am not smarter/faster/stronger/better at that than you!
    all girls learn to hide their real emotions early in their childhood. Its like a survival mechanism (one that i hope my daughter NEVER learns) while guys, we start lying early just to get over. theres a difference. πŸ™‚

    1. This is ANOTHER good point, actually, which I’d like to build upon by bringing up the basic double-standard…

      Guys who screw a lot are labeled HEROES. Girls who screw a lot are labeled HOES.

      If you do one of C-Jay’s clinical MRI Cat-Scan Alien Abduction experiments with a guy and gal that are perfectly similar other than genetalia, the gal will be under way more pressure to lie about her sexual desires and cover them up. The guy will be more likely to BRAG about the exact same feelings and actions and make sure that as many people as possible KNOW about what he did instead of hiding it like the gal.

      Women are trained to lie in order to uphold appearances from when they’re small girls. “Good Girls Don’t ________”. Forget about ALL the lies that Nigel brought up.. Height (heels), Weight, fitness, body shape (corsets, bras), faces (makeup), etc etc etc… Women are trained to lie fresh out the box! πŸ˜€

  8. Haha, spot on. Nailed it again. I can attest to the truthfulness of your article because I love to read books, from medieval fantasy to science-fiction to romantic books too. And when I read it, I “feel” it, I “see” it, I “live” in it.

    That’s why I always tell my guy friends to never ever lie. Me, personally, I make sure to tell my girlfriend what happened – for example if I met an ex along the road or in a mall – because I know she’ll figure it out sooner or later.

    Being a bibliophile and a person with a strong imagination, and yes I love immersion (hence I’m so into real role-playing games like the Ultima series and Dungeon & Dragons worlds), it is true that you will be able to easily detect a lie. And easily believe a lie as well.

    Even armed with that, I’m not even any nearer to the “ability” of women, not even to have a mind that works closer or similarly like theirs. They’re still different, there’s no way beating them in the lying-game so it’s better to just tell the truth and say it early – preventing them to start thinking of something.

    Worst thing that can happen (and I experienced it alot) is for a woman to think of something that you did when you actually DID NOT do it! Again as you have said, and it’s true, it’s easy to believe a lie if it’s easy for you to detect a lie.

    The problem now there is that, most women doesn’t have control to get our of their own fabricated lies. It’s hard, sometimes it takes me a whole day just to get out of my own fabricated lies that “she did this and that” even after everyone told me (and they saw it) that she did not.

    Books, fiction, fantasies, it really does work wonders to the human mind ^_^

    1. “The problem now there is that, most women doesn’t have control to get our of their own fabricated lies.”

      That’s the point, JC. πŸ™‚ That’s what makes them better liars. They actually believe what they’re saying.

      If you watch “Jersey Shore”, for instance, the girls will say “I’m not easy! :O” and they’ll call the girls that the guys bring home sluts and whores.

      Next thing you know, those very same girls get drunk until they can’t stand up straight anymore and throw ass at guys they just met and attempt to hook up with them… The. Exact. Same. Behavior. that they low-rate other chicks for, but if you call THEM hoes, they’re going to protest and call you a hater, even though they can’t possibly explain to you the difference between THEIR actions and the other gals’ actions.

      There IS no difference. If the girls they don’t know are whores, so are they. If they aren’t, then neither are the girls the guys bring home. It’s very simple. Very logical. Yet, there are so many women that live this double-standard that it’s entirely amazing.

      In another Jersey Shore instance, Deena cockblocked Mike by stealing this girl from him, making out with her at the club, bringing her home and hooking up with her in Deena’s bed, with Vinny witnessing the entire thing, and then the next moring, she denies being a cockblocker, refuses to apologize for what she did, tells the girls that Vinny got her “Sloppy Seconds” that night, and accuses the guys of changing and acting differently towards her.

      Deena wasn’t making that stuff up. She actually believed it, even though the videotape shows what she actually did, and it’s exactly what the guys HAD SAID she did.

      Also, you’re right, haha if a chick THINKS you did something, and you can’t prove that you didn’t beyond a shadow of a doubt, you’re gonna be in the doghouse for quite a while! πŸ˜€

      1. Ahh yes, recently I almost lost a good friend because I was trying to make her see that there was no difference. And thanks to her, I understood it myself for the first time, lolz.

        if a chick THINKS you did something, and you can’t prove that you didn’t beyond a shadow of a doubt, you’re gonna be in the doghouse for quite a while!

        Yep, it really sucks hehe. And they’ll never forget it ever, which sucks the more.

        Sometimes it’s hard to know where to stand, either sides turns out wrong. But eventually I learned, that’s how women’s mind work, that’s how they think. If they’re at that status already (of believing their own lies), don’t hit it head on – or better yet if possible, forget about it and hope nothing will trigger that memory back.

        Regardless, it’s amazing and fun to understand them women. I envy you because you can put those analysis and experiences into words – and boldly. ^_^

      2. haha Thanks, JC. πŸ™‚

        I *had* to figure it out. I just had to… See, I actually talk to and listen to women, as opposed to most guys that just nod and don’t pay any attention when they’re speaking.

        At first, I chalked the behavior up to all of us being school-age, but then, when the thinking didn’t get any better among older women, I was like hmm.. what’s going on here? o_O

        So for my own health, welfare, and sanity, I had to figure out what kind of mental system I was dealing with.

        It’s SUUUUUUCH a relief not to be confused by what women do or say. πŸ˜€

        I understand why the confusion drives guys crazy. It doesn’t make sense how they got from A to B if you think about it in a logical, linear fashion… Once you’re able to mentally interject irrelevant emotional probabilities into the equation, it becomes obvious why she acted that way, and then it becomes obvious how to avoid those situations in the future. πŸ˜€

  9. Lying takes work. Most women though better and make up the whole story behind it usually get caught. why
    it takes work to keep it up, believe, keep the friends in the loop for the details and eventually the details fall apart in future contradictions.
    All guys have to do is simply and covertly at times just follow thru on the lie. Test it several times and watch it fall apart.

    1. That’s a good point, lieman.

      There’s a difference between telling a believable short-term lie and keeping it going for years and years, like

      “Sure, that’s your kid! :D” :/

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