Archive for March, 2010
Social Media: You’re Doing It Wrong
Let me tell you how Social Media works…
There are two layers. There’s the online layer and then the offline layer.
The online layer is where we all say whatever we want about ourselves and expect people to take our word for it. The offline layer is where you have to PUT UP OR SHUT UP. You’re either the same person IRL (In Real Life) that you claim to be online or you’re not. Read the rest of this entry »
Practice 100327
Bill Cammack gearing up for his 2010 music campaign.
Compliment Her Eyes
As horrible as Oxygen Channel’s “Bad Girls Club” was, I still watched it because it was a T&A-fest.

Now, they’ve spun the series off into this lame Flavor-Flav ripoff called “Love Games”, where they have three chicks that ~20 guys are trying to hook up with. As retarded as that premise is, it’s STILL not as useless as putting eight chicks in a house so they can drink alcohol, get undressed most of the time, bitch at each other and then go clubbing together and rub up on each other as if they’re supposed to be lesbians with no storyline and no criteria for ejection from the show. I swear I don’t know how these shows get funded. :/ Read the rest of this entry »
Sexting? Seriously? :/
“Sexting” is the word they made up for people that text to each other about sex. I thought I knew what that meant, but I found out I totally didn’t. :D
For maybe the fifth time, I thought this Tiger Woods fiasco was over and I had really stopped thinking about it, especially since the new scandal is Sandra Bullock’s problems. Unfortunately, I had this conversation recently, which, paraphrasing, went something like this:
Tyme: Do you think Tiger’s wife will get mad about the sexts?
Bill: (Mad Confident) Nope! :D That’s old news.
Tyme: But this chick just released his text messages to the press.
Bill: It doesn’t matter. She already knew about them before his apology.
Tyme: She put them on a website [link].
Bill: (Crazy Bored) ok… I’ll check it out *click*.. There’s no way that OH ****!!!! :O Read the rest of this entry »
Ladies: Please Get A Clue
You know?….. It’s actually completely amazing to me how differently men and women’s minds work when it comes to relationships. Most of the time, I can’t even believe it. I’m like “Are you serious? :/”.
Let’s think about the concept of being “unable” to remain faithful or screwing a bunch of chicks behind your wife or girlfriend’s back because you were too WEAK to do otherwise… That. Is. The. Most. Retarded. ****. I’ve. Ever. Heard. and it persists. It’s like no matter how much evidence women receive, they refuse to believe that dudes just basically aren’t interested in monogamy. Read the rest of this entry »
Who’s The Man?
Reader “Tron” writes:
“Why do some women say that they want a man but then, they want to be the “Man” in relationships or at least try to act like it. Example, they can’t wait for a man to open the door or pull out their chair, or they can’t say thanks when receiving a compliment.”
This is actually an excellent question, which I’m sure baffles guys across the entire United States of America. I’ll kick off the conversation with my opinion about the situation…
Women Have Problems
Women have problems. Everybody knows this. I’d have problems too if life automatically SUCKED every 28 days. I’d have problems if I had to expel kids from my body instead of playing video games while some chick lays up in the hospital experiencing hours worth of labor. I’d have problems if I couldn’t walk past a construction site without blue-collar workers attempting to attract my attention. I’d have problems if every time a chick wanted to talk to me, I knew she was trying to get laid….. ok, scratch that last one! ;) Read the rest of this entry »




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