Archive for August, 2010

Chicks Are Beer (Altered States)

Posted by Bill Cammack On August - 30 - 2010

One of the major difficulties I have in trying to explain to women how men think is that they’re not men.

Things that are common sense or basic nature to guys, such as hooking up with a gal we’ve never seen in life before 5 minutes ago, just doesn’t register to most women in their understanding of reality. Read the rest of this entry »

Mind Your Own Business (MYOB)

Posted by Bill Cammack On August - 28 - 2010

“Mind Your Own Business” was the lesson of the day on this week’s “Jersey Shore”. :D

There are eight housemates. 4 guys and 4 gals.

Guys: Ronnie, Mike, Pauly, Vinny

Gals: Sammi, Jenni, Nicole, Angelina

Ronnie is dating Sammi. Nicole is dating some guy you hear on the telephone. Jenni and Angelina appear to be dating nobody.

The other three guys are MVP (Mike, Vinny, Pauly) and they’re Free Agent Hunters. They pull whatever chicks they can on any given day. Read the rest of this entry »

Hot Dog Ice Cream

Posted by Bill Cammack On August - 25 - 2010

GFF: Grenade-Free Foundation

Posted by Bill Cammack On August - 24 - 2010

GFF: Grenade-Free FoundationAccording to the ‘Jersey Shore’ glossary, a Grenade is defined as:

1) A large, portly woman of an unsightly nature and violent disposition. 2) A difficult, prickly (often sober) friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend’s behalf. A wingman is required at all times to “dive on the grenade” to ensure your success in the bedroom.

Obviously, those two definitions have nothing to do with each other. I understand why whomever wrote that was confused. The Fellaz changed the description of a Grenade after a couple of episodes, which will throw people off that don’t know what the **** they’re talking about. Read the rest of this entry »

Cougars vs. MILFs

Posted by Bill Cammack On August - 22 - 2010

Mixing Music with Logic 9

Posted by Bill Cammack On August - 21 - 2010