So they just dropped the first episode of the second season of “Basketball Wives”, right? 😀
I had never heard of this show through its first season, so I decided to see what might POSSIBLY be interesting about wives of basketball players.
I find all of these “wives” series pretty funny to begin with because there’s no such thing as a “husbands” show. When there’s a show about guys, it’s because they actually DO SOMETHING.. not because they’re married to someone that’s doing something with their lives.
So anyway… These gals all meet up for drinks and they start asking each other about their relationships.
This one chick, she’s skinny for my personal taste, but she’s pretty cute. 🙂 She’s channeling Lark Voorhies from back in the “Saved By The Bell” days. (yum, yum, yum! :D)
So this chick goes “Duane and I are doing good…”, so I realize that she’s not a wife, but a girlfriend. I’m in the middle of thinking “Oh.. So he’s waxing that ass” when she goes:
“He hasn’t made my hips spread yet, so..”
And I’m like GEEEEEEEEET THE **** OUTTA HERE! 😀
Give Me A Break
She was implying that he hadn’t screwed her yet. I’m sorry, ladies, but for those of y’all that are trying to get your foot in the door, never having given him some is NOT a feather in your cap.
It might make your girlfriends go OOH and AAH and clink your glass as if you’re ballin’, shot-callin’, but in fact, your leverage is ZERO.
Actually “We’re doing well” and “He hasn’t made my hips spread yet” are mutually exclusive. It’s one or the other.. not both.
If a guy has above-average looks or above-average money (and you’d better HOPE he’s not above average in both), he’s getting laid by SOMEBODY. If that’s not you, your leverage is going down the drain.. quickly.
Of course, he’s going to tell you that he’s not hooking up with other chicks to keep you ‘in pocket’… Trust & Believe that guys don’t make money in order to NOT get laid. We can NOT get laid by being broke. We don’t even have to have jobs for that. 😀
If a guy is PAID and you’re supposed to be his girlfriend and you’re frontin’ on the Jimmy, there are lots of gals out here givin’ it up for way less than you’re trying to extort him for, which leads me to her next statement:
“I said I was giving it a few months, but then I was like ‘I don’t know.. Maybe I’ll wait for a ring’.”
C’Mon, Sunn! :/
Now, we already went over this in “Hard To Get vs. Expensive To Buy”, but I know a few guys that got married. A couple of them spent $6,000 USD on engagement rings for women they’re not even WITH anymore. o_O
I guarantee you that it costs way less than $6,000 to get laid (unless you’re “Client 9”), so believing that some guy’s going to fork over an engagement ring for you to spread your legs is straight foolishness.
In fact, even a BUSTED dude isn’t going to pay you that much for sex. There are lots of gals that look just like you and are broke as a joke, so if you think you’re going to blackmail him into marrying you with a sex embargo, you’ve got another thing coming. >:D
The other point I wanted to make about statements like this is that nobody believes you in the first place.
Political Correctness dictates that nobody calls you a BULL**** LIAR to your face, but nobody actually believes that you’re his best girlfriend without getting him off on a regular basis. Nobody believes you’re on the road to the riches without him test-driving the merchandise.
Maybe you’re saying your head-game is mad spiffy, but still.. Nobody’s taking your word that your personality and sparkling conversation is winning the day over all the other regular chicks AND GROUPIES that are swarming around this dude, trying to give him what he wants while you’re acting like your joint is filled with Pop Rocks.
And even if it *IS* filled with Pop Rocks, he wouldn’t know because you’ve never given him any, right?… Yeah.. Right! :/
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