Bill Cammack

I’m realizing now, from my Twitter @replies that this is some of my friends’ first season watching Jersey Shore, so this part about Ronnie crying requires some background information… Read the rest of this entry »

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So our heroes leave Karma and head back to the crib. Here’s the lineup:

1. Jenni brings home Roger, the dude she started dating before she broke up with her boyfriend.
2. Vinny brings home Gina, the chick he met at Karma that was being followed around by 3-4 men at all times. Kudos on the extraction, but dumb move. Should have sent her home with her family and told her to come meet him afterwards.
3. Ronnie’s at home with Sammi, living a sucky life, as usual.
4. Mike brings home a DTF chick. Nice work.
5. Pauly brings home a Grenade. Pauly has been slippin’ this entire season. He bags one chick and she doesn’t want to hook up while Vinny’s all over her girlfriend in the next bed over. He brings this chick home, most likely as a wingman for Mike, to secure his DTF chick, and then hides from her. He’s not drunk, so he knew she was a grenade when he picked her up at the club.
6. Nicole comes home with Ryder.
7. Deena is currently MIA. This is probably the time she spent with Dean that got her gossiped about like a dog later in the episode.

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Readers Greg, Stephanie & Calandra requested this week’s Jersey Shore rundown, so here it is… >:D Read the rest of this entry »

One of the reasons I find it so funny (read: PATHETIC) that a lot of people run around in these obviously-fake “relationships” is that I’ve experienced REAL relationships of both the friendly and romantic varieties, and I can feel the difference between the two.

Real relationships are based on acceptance. Fake relationships are based on limitations. Read the rest of this entry »

Part 02 of this week’s Jersey Shore double-header starts off with Jenni calling her boyfriend, apologizing to him for not calling him the night before.

According to the edit, she had spent the night before kickin’ it with her ex-boyfriend, Roger, and partying all night, like she’s supposed to when she’s on vacation “down the shore”. Read the rest of this entry »

For some reason, they decided to double-up on Jersey Shore episodes this week.

I might have missed the Monday show, but Steph reminded me and I added it to my DVR list.

Monday’s extra episode starts out with Ronnie on the couch instead of snuggling in bed with Sammi. This is because the last episode ended with them arguing and Sammi telling him not to speak to her in a certain way, which caused Ronnie to stop talking to her altogether. Read the rest of this entry »