I still say the Republicans haven’t fielded their real Presidential Candidates yet, and they’re using the current set as bait, to see how the Democrats treat them and how their ideas are received by the American public.

The names I mentioned a long time ago, Chris Christie and Paul Ryan are popping up more and more frequently on the talk shows, while the Republican pundits look and sound less and less confident of their chances to defeat President Obama in the upcoming election, as well they should.

I had wanted to talk about specifics about last night’s Google / Fox News debate, but the candidates’ commentary and behavior was redundant, so I’m just going to keep this very simple, so simpletons can understand this.

Whomever the Republicans send to the big dance is GOING. TO. HAVE. TO. DEBATE. BARACK. OBAMA.

The point, in ghetto-speak, is “You’re going to have to be MAD NICE WITH YOUR VERBAL SKILLZ or else The President’s going to CLOWN YOU, SUNN! >:D”

We all saw what happened to Trump:


YouTube Link => http://youtu.be/k8TwRmX6zs4

That was reading from a prepared script.

If Trump would have been allowed to speak and attempt to verbally battle President Obama, he would have gotten roasted even worse and embarrassed even more.

I bring this up because unless the Republicans send in some new, VIABLE candidates, the only two possibilities for them to send are Perry and Romney.

If they send Perry, I’m getting the popcorn and the DVR.

If they send Perry to debate one-on-one with Obama, pardon my French for a second, but the only term that can possibly adequately describe what’s going to happen is “Shit Show”.

I’m almost crying laughing right now, thinking about how badly Perry is going to get SERVED if the Republicans are so stupid as to send him against Obama.

It was all well & good when nobody had heard of Perry, and we were watching prepared sound bites that he was reading off of cue cards or watching him speak by himself, posing on a hay bale, but to see how verbally unpolished he is during direct confrontations with Romney and Santorum, neither of which are fantastic debaters either, it’s intuitively obvious that Perry’s going to sound really, really, REALLY BAD compared to Obama.

Listen to this ridiculousness:


YouTube Link => http://youtu.be/gd6H-0rJ74Q

You’re going to have to rewind it a few times, because his sentences don’t make any sense. This isn’t even debating, though.. This is responding to a clear and obvious question from a moderator.

Can. You. Imagine. what’s going to happen if he has to debate BARACK OBAMA??? 😀 HAHAHAHAHA

http://www.nytimes.com/1990/02/06/us/first-black-elected-to-head-harvard-s-law-review.html

The Harvard Law Review, generally considered the most prestigious in the country, elected the first black president in its 104-year history today. The job is considered the highest student position at Harvard Law School.

The new president of the Review is Barack Obama, a 28-year-old graduate of Columbia University who spent four years heading a community development program for poor blacks on Chicago’s South Side before enrolling in law school.

Don’t do it to yourselves, Republicans. It is NOT going to be pretty.

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  1. I don’t know if some knight in shining armour is gonna come along and save this sorry group of “candidates” from their collective muck, but you definitely gave me a giddy feeling at the thought of Perry debating Obama. Heeee! Thanks for that!

    1. They’ve already been clamoring for Chris Christie all morning.

      Jon Stewart clowned him yesterday without his even joining the race yet.

      I don’t believe Paul Ryan will get in. I saw an interview where he said he’d rather raise his kids, and I entirely believe him.

      All I know is that if they don’t add someone viable and Perry flubs another debate against non-savvy debaters, he’s finished, and it’ll be all about Romney from then on.

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