Romney Is A Nice Guy

Mostly, what people ask me is how they can force the opposite sex to do what they want.

Women want to know how to get guys to take them to dinner instead of incessantly trying to screw them.

Men want to know how to get women to give it up, since taking them to dinner didn’t produce the desired outcome = sex.

You might be wondering what that has to do with Romney attempting to become the President of the United States of America…

Fakin’ Tha Funk

Probably because they watch a lot of movies, and because they see women throwing ***** at “bad boys”, guys tend to ask my opinion about whether they should act like jerks to get laid faster.

There are several reasons why this technique works, and, yes, nice guys get laid more slowly.. well, not meaning physical movement by the chick, I mean it takes chicks longer to hook up with nice guys than “bad boys”, because there’s nothing sexy about nice dudes.

The problem is that you actually HAVE TO FEEL what you’re saying or doing.. You have to be authentic.

If you’re not, you look like what you are.. which is a nice guy pretending to be a badboy so you can get laid faster = you don’t get laid at all.

So when a dude asks me if he should act like he doesn’t care about having sex with a chick in order to get her to give it up, my question to him is “DO you care? o_O”

If his answer is “yes”, then pretending like he doesn’t isn’t the way to go for him.

If his answer is “no”, then yeah, he should make it clear to her how little he cares about screwing her.

What this has to do with Romney is that it’s clear that he’s faking.

It’s clear that Mitt Romney is a nice guy. I guarantee you he is.

He’s so HORRIBLE at acting like a jerk that it’s obvious that he’s a nice guy.

Unfortunately for him, because Santorum and Gingrich are being supported by billionaire Sugar Daddies to stay in the Republican Presidential nomination race, Romney has to keep trying to act like a jerk to stay on par with his competitors.

As soon as Romney locks up the nomination, he’s going to turn into a different person, just like Romney Campaign Senior Advisor, Eric Fehrnstrom said on national television:


YouTube Link => youtu.be/5DmtPA02SNk

Fehrnstrom: “Well, I think you hit a reset button, uh, for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch-A-Sketch.. You can kind of.. shake it up, and we start all over again.

This is what I’ve been saying this whole time. Romney is the only one that’s going to be able to reverse his position from these ridiculous things he’s been saying over the last 6 months. He’s the only one that offers any challenge whatsoever to President Obama, because he’s going to act like he never said all the stuff he said while he was campaigning.

We know this because he’s currently acting like he never said all the stuff he said in the past. There’s videotape of him saying the exactly opposite thing about A. LOT. OF. TOPICS, and he acts like those tapes don’t exist.


YouTube Link => youtu.be/D1QiB4m66zg

Either he’s deliberately lying, or he’s mentally unable to access his previous statements and states of mind, even when people show him videotape of himself saying what he said.

Hair On Fire

Most of the time, Romney looks like he’s trying to access information he was taught on 3×5 flash cards, like Perry and Bachmann tried unsuccessfully to pull off.

In this video clip, Romney appears to me to be speaking genuinely:


YouTube Link => youtu.be/VDuA1yuQo6E

Romney: Uh, you know, it’s, it’s very easy to excite the [Republican] base with incendiary comments, and we’ve seen throughout the campaign that if you’re willing to say really outrageous things that are accusative and attacking of President Obama that you’re going to jump up in the polls.

You know, I’m not willing to light my hair on fire to get support. I am who I am. I’m a person with extensive experience in the private sector, in the economy. I understand job creation from a personal standpoint, and from a theoretical standpoint.

I want to use those skills to help the country, and if I get selected, great, and if I don’t, I can live with that too.

I’m putting myself out there because I think I can do a better job getting America back on track. I think this President’s taken this in a very dangerous direction and that we’ve gotta get him out of the White House, but I’m not willing to say anything to get that done.

I think that was a genuine and heartfelt statement.

If this had been the Mitt Romney we had been seeing day in and day out, I personally believe he would actually have a 50/50 chance at winning the 2012 election.

If he would have stuck to the game plan, which was supposed to be that he knows more about job creation and the economy than President Obama, so the American people should elect him in order to have a better chance at future prosperity, this upcoming general election would have been very close, in my opinion.

Instead.. Romney’s advisors told him to run with the big dogs.. Religious Fanatic Santorum and Just Plain Jerk Gingrich.

Mistake.

Here’s a tip for the fellaz… You can’t out badboy the REAL badboys.

When Gingrich says something demeaning, you know he means it.

When Santorum says something religious, you know he means it.

Romney can neither out-jerk Gingrich nor out-religion Santorum, so he should never have tried it from the giddyap. He should have stuck to whatever *HIS* personal feelings were, so people would find him authentic, even if they didn’t wholeheartedly agree with his political stances.

This is why I advise dudes *NOT* to try to act like badboys to get laid.

When you do that, you get compared to the real deal, and you’re found severely lacking.

As soon as Gingrich and Santorum are out of the picture, watch the change in Romney’s demeanor. He’s acting right now. He knows what people want to hear, so he’s saying it.

Just like his senior advisor said.. They’re going to start all over.

A lot of people are going to fall for this, so we’ll see what happens in the general election.

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