Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe

People are all CRYING about the $150,000 (read: One Hundred and Fifty THOUSAND Dollars) that was reportedly spent by the Republican National Committee to update Sarah Palin’s wardrobe. Well, it’s clear to The Kid that McCain knows what’s up and that he MUST be subscribed to DatingGenius! 😀

Mitt Romney Is Not Running For President

If Mitt Romney is elected President of the United States of America… evAr, it will be the greatest trick since Keyser Söze.

“Game Change” Review [Part 01 of 02]

“Game Change” is an HBO film about Sarah Palin that was based on a book that was written by the dude that called President Obama a dick on national television:

Republican Candidates Play To Stall, Not To Win

Nobody’s getting out of the race. There’s no reason for them to. Ron Paul has already said he’s going all the way to the Convention. Gingrich and Santorum both have billionaire sugar daddies funding their campaigns. They’re running on someone else’s money. There is no reason for *ANY* of the candidates to suspend their campaigns.. AT ALL.

What Is Your Jobs Plan? [Part 02]

So it appears that the “Jobs Plan” is merely to remove the competition. Remove the low-level workers from the Minimum Wage jobs, and disallow high-level workers from remaining in the USA and contributing to our economy instead of whatever country they came from.

South Carolina 2012 Republican Primary Predictions

Here’s my prediction for the 2012 South Carolina Republican primary: Gingrich Romney Paul Santorum Cain The reason I have to include Herman Cain is that Stephen Colbert is running under his name: YouTube Link => youtu.be/3UOGKO7tM34

Done With Politics

The point of the nomination process is *NOT* to send your best and brightest, but rather to send whomever is actually WILLING TO RUN, and whomever has enough money to stay in the race.

That sucks. That’s not interesting. That’s not American Exceptionalism.

Republican Dreams Go Up In Smoke

Since Jersey Shore was absolute, irrefutable GARBAGE this week, let me speak once again about the political reality show America’s experiencing right now.. I’m a fan of logical thinking. I don’t personally believe that there can be really honestly differing opinions on subjects that can both be majorly effective. For instance… I don’t see how … Continue reading “Republican Dreams Go Up In Smoke”

Obama vs. Romney 2012

I say that there is absolutely no way that the Republicans will be sending anyone but Romney to the big dance.

To be clear, Romney was always the only quasi-viable candidate that the Republicans fielded this cycle.

All these surges in the polls that you’ve seen (if you’ve been paying attention to this stuff at all) are not votes for individual candidates.. They’re votes *AGAINST* Romney.

There are only two choices here.. Romney and Not-Romney.