Just Say What It Is

Everyone isn’t supposed to spend time with each other. Everyone isn’t supposed to be friends with everyone. Everyone isn’t supposed to be a winner. Maximize your chances at successfully relating to people by telling the the truth.

A funny thing happened to me the other day. 😀

In the recent past, I’ve had several conversations with a homegirl of mine that I kick The Game around with where the bottom line from her side was that if the dude would have just said XYZ to her, things would have gone better than what happened when he did what he did, which was think that he knew what to say to her because he was used to interacting with typical chicks.

This is a major issue for atypical people that have to interact with primitive people that follow a script instead of going with the flow of what’s really happening here.

Since these people’s brains can’t process anything outside their own understanding of life, they end up restricting your ability to relate to them because they refuse to tell you the truth. Continue reading “Just Say What It Is”

Lonely People Should Date Each Other

Lonely people should date each other, in order to avoid mismatches.

Some online dating sites ask people a lot of questions. I know this because I have a couple of fake accounts so I can check out the local talent.

I can’t actually be involved in online dating, because I can’t get into a chick based on some unverified information she typed about herself and a couple of close-cropped pictures of her, spanning from her collarbone to the top of her head.. I actually have to be around a chick to know what I want to do with her.

One of the questions I haven’t seen is “Are You Lonely?”

I didn’t think about it at the time that I was making my accounts, but I was having yet another of the recurring conversation I have with women who can’t understand why guys are trying to touch them and kiss them and get laid when they go on dates with them. Continue reading “Lonely People Should Date Each Other”

Ladies: Wear Clothes That Fit You

So, as The Kid was brainstorming what was supposed to be my next article, entitled “Ladies: Nobody Cares About Your 5 Pounds”, I was in the process of selecting things to give away to local hurricane victims and I came upon some old jeans…

So, as The Kid was brainstorming what was supposed to be my next article, entitled “Ladies: Nobody Cares About Your 5 Pounds”, I was in the process of selecting things to give away to local hurricane victims and I came upon some old jeans… Continue reading “Ladies: Wear Clothes That Fit You”

Who’s Going To Give You The Cookie? o_O

One thing I find funny (read: pathetic) about dating is how some grown-ass women retain their childhood brainwashing so well that they can be over a quarter-century old and still give themselves credit because they *DIDN’T* have sex with somebody.

One thing I find funny (read: pathetic) about dating is how some grown-ass women retain their childhood brainwashing so well that they can be over a quarter-century old and still give themselves credit because they *DIDN’T* have sex with somebody.

Sure, we all know the societal benefits of saturating girls and young women with “Good girls don’t” and “You’re a ho if you spread your legs” blah blah blah, but once y’all become adults, you need to assess life from the present and future, not the past.

The current dating system, even today, in 2012, is based on the old dating system, which was actually property management. Continue reading “Who’s Going To Give You The Cookie? o_O”

When Men “Catch Feelings” Before Women [Part 01]

Reader “J” asked me an interesting question, which was “What happens when men ‘catch feelings’ before women? o_O”

Reader “J” asked me an interesting question, which was “What happens when men ‘catch feelings’ before women? o_O”

Catching Feelings (Catchin’ Feelin’s) is a slang term that basically amounts to you can’t just let a good, fun, mutually-beneficial, probably-sexual relationship be what it naturally is, and you feel the need to add ish into the game that wasn’t originally a part of it, and all of a sudden, you turn into a Klingon (see what I did there?.. Cling-On? >:D) and start overplaying your position, trying to put labels on the situation, and campaigning for exclusivity when nobody offered you that in the first place. Continue reading “When Men “Catch Feelings” Before Women [Part 01]”