Your Girlfriend Is A Ho

This season’s premiere episode of Jersey Shore was only interesting for one reason.. MTV decided to surprise the cast by bringing the people they care about together for a surprise party.

That would have been all well & good, except for Nicole’s various sexual hookups with guys and girls that were invited to the same party. 😀

Jersey Snore

I hadn’t thought it could get any worse, but last night’s Jersey Shore” was a complete waste of time. Apparently, it was a bunch of extra footage they had laying around that they decided to waste 44-minutes-plus-commercials’ worth of our time with. It was as if the production company delivered 11 episodes to MTV and […]

Did We Have Sex?

On this season of “Jersey Shore”, Deena, Vinny, and Pauly are roommates. Their beds are in the same room, at what appears to be a distance of 15 feet or less from each other. There is nothing stopping any of them from hearing and seeing everything that goes on in either of the other two […]

You’re drunk seven days a week.. You’re hooking up with girls..

Mental Breakdown In block 1, Nicole has a mental breakdown because nobody will explain to her that the way she carries herself is raunchy and unacceptable. This is the reason why people shouldn’t enable weirdos. At least, if you’re going to enable somebody that behaves strangely, balance your interaction with them with reality, or what […]

Jersey Shore vs. Regular People

I’m not a regular person. I never have been.. Most likely, never will be. My life is not “usual”.. The things I do aren’t “usual”. I don’t remember when I recognized this for sure, but I’ve been aware of my individuality for my entire life.. I was illin’ in kindergarten and never stopped. Because I […]