A Few Dozen Reasons Why President Obama Was Re-Elected

Congratulations to President Barack Obama for being re-elected as President of the United States of America. 🙂

I would also like to acknowledge and appreciate Mitt Romney for delivering a sincere, genuine, gracious, and HEARTFELT concession speech.

Sex & Politics (Dating Outside Your Party)

Like Spike Lee said, “You don’t throw away a Rolls Royce because it has a dent in it”.

Todd Akin Singlehandedly Sinks The Republican Battleship

The Republican goal is to elect “the most Conservative Republican who can win in each Senate seat”.

Mitt Romney Is Not Running For President

If Mitt Romney is elected President of the United States of America… evAr, it will be the greatest trick since Keyser Söze.