3am Bar Tactics

So I’m sitting in this bar, right?.. QUELLE SURPRISE!!! :O haha .. So it’s like 3am and there are only two chicks left. Let’s name them A and B… The question is.. Which one do you kick it to? o_O

So I’m sitting in this bar, right?.. QUELLE SURPRISE!!! :O haha

So it’s like 3am and there are only two chicks left. Let’s name them A and B.

A is in better physical shape than B. B is cuter than A, facially. Continue reading “3am Bar Tactics”

Lonely People Should Date Each Other

Lonely people should date each other, in order to avoid mismatches.

Some online dating sites ask people a lot of questions. I know this because I have a couple of fake accounts so I can check out the local talent.

I can’t actually be involved in online dating, because I can’t get into a chick based on some unverified information she typed about herself and a couple of close-cropped pictures of her, spanning from her collarbone to the top of her head.. I actually have to be around a chick to know what I want to do with her.

One of the questions I haven’t seen is “Are You Lonely?”

I didn’t think about it at the time that I was making my accounts, but I was having yet another of the recurring conversation I have with women who can’t understand why guys are trying to touch them and kiss them and get laid when they go on dates with them. Continue reading “Lonely People Should Date Each Other”

Singles Awareness Day

Reader “Barb” just made me aware that February 14th is not only St.Valentine’s Day, but it’s also Singles Awareness Day, or Singles Appreciation Day, either of which spell SAD.

Reader “Barb” just made me aware that February 14th is not only St.Valentine’s Day, but it’s also Singles Awareness Day, or Singles Appreciation Day, either of which spell SAD.

That’s already kind of funny, because people will be wishing each other “Happy SAD” today, but it’s also funny because single people are often looked down upon and/or even pitied by non-single people, as if everyone who’s single wishes they weren’t. Continue reading “Singles Awareness Day”

Environment [Hunters, Part 17]

Sometimes, guys wonder why they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they’re trying to meet women in places where those women ARE NOT trying to meet THEM.

Sometimes, guys wonder why they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they’re trying to meet women in places where those women ARE NOT trying to meet THEM. Continue reading “Environment [Hunters, Part 17]”

Ladies: Wear Clothes That Fit You

So, as The Kid was brainstorming what was supposed to be my next article, entitled “Ladies: Nobody Cares About Your 5 Pounds”, I was in the process of selecting things to give away to local hurricane victims and I came upon some old jeans…

So, as The Kid was brainstorming what was supposed to be my next article, entitled “Ladies: Nobody Cares About Your 5 Pounds”, I was in the process of selecting things to give away to local hurricane victims and I came upon some old jeans… Continue reading “Ladies: Wear Clothes That Fit You”

Good Friends vs. Bad Friends

So this chick apologized to me the other day, for being, in her words “a bad friend”. I found this funny for a bunch of reasons.

So this chick apologized to me the other day, for being, in her words “a bad friend”.

I found this funny for a bunch of reasons. Continue reading “Good Friends vs. Bad Friends”

What It Means To Be A Triplane

So the question was something like “How do people get to know each other to the point that they want to get married?” or “What is it that glues y’all’s relationship together” or something to that effect…

A few evenings ago, The Kid was surrounded by love. ๐Ÿ™‚ By that, I mean that I attended an event where I was seated across from a charming couple that will be married next year, if July occurs (hehe.. inside joke), and seated next to a loving couple that have been married for several years, and are obviously enjoying sharing their lives together.. Which is the bottom line, ‘Cause Stone Cold Said So! >:D

So, of course, I was blathering on about my single-people’s dating tips, except this time, I stopped and changed the topic so I could learn something from obviously-successful couples…. I mean, so I can tell the information to you. I don’t personally need to become part of a successful couple. ๐Ÿ˜› Continue reading “What It Means To Be A Triplane”

Sex & Politics (Dating Outside Your Party)

Like Spike Lee said, “You don’t throw away a Rolls Royce because it has a dent in it”.

Reader “Terry” brought my attention to an article about Stacey Dash endorsing Mitt Romney for PotUS on Twitter -> TWITTER EXPLODES AFTER BLACK ACTRESS ENDORSES ROMNEY AS THE โ€˜ONLY CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTUREโ€™

So, first, I got a decent laugh out of the title, then I read some of the article: Continue reading “Sex & Politics (Dating Outside Your Party)”

Who Said We Were Friends? o_O (or: “She Could Get It”)

The point being that if women understood dating clearly, they would have a better time of it.

One of the problems that lots of women have with dating is that they refuse to understand/believe/accept that men and women are playing two different games. Men understand this and women don’t, which leads to lots of women falling for the okey-doke when they really don’t have to. Continue reading “Who Said We Were Friends? o_O (or: “She Could Get It”)”

That’s Nice, Except I Didn’t Ask You About That

Did you ever notice that some people just talk, regardless of whether you asked them a question? ๐Ÿ˜€ haha That’s SOOOO ANNOYING! ๐Ÿ˜€

Did you ever notice that some people just talk, regardless of whether you asked them a question? ๐Ÿ˜€ haha That’s SOOOO ANNOYING! ๐Ÿ˜€

I kind of covered everything I wanted to say about this topic in http://billcammack.com/2009/10/03/how-to-pretend-to-listen-cricket-status/ but I find it fascinating that some people just can’t tell when you don’t give a flying **** about what they’re saying. Continue reading “That’s Nice, Except I Didn’t Ask You About That”