Mitt Romney Is Not Running For President

If Mitt Romney is elected President of the United States of America… evAr, it will be the greatest trick since Keyser Söze.

The Current Republican Problem

I started paying attention to American Presidential politics 6 months ago, which is 2 months longer than my second-longest relationship, but that’s neither here nor there… >:D So far, everything’s gone exactly the way I said it would, except for a few things I didn’t know about when I started blogging about this stuff. The […]

Scorched Earth Politics

Here’s what’s currently happening to your life: Apparently, (and if you disagree, feel free to click here to post your thoughts in the comment section of this post) the Republicans are more interested in making President Barack Obama a “One-Term President” than they are in making sure that you have a job, have personal safety, […]