Yeah.. My Boys Are More Important Than Some Chick.

Now that Rachel has me watching “Millionaire Matchmaker”, I can see that this is going to be my new weekly source of material, now that “Jersey Shore” is over. So, this week, this millionaire dude is on the show and Patti asks him what he’s looking for in a female. He basically says that his […]

Sex Tapes Are Played Out

There seems to be some confusion amongst some of the members of the female community about the value of making and attempting to distribute a sex tape “starring” yourselves. I’m sorry to inform you that sex tapes are played out.

Ass Out, In The Garbage (Homegirl Epic Failure)

If you’re not from New York City, and specifically Manhattan, you’re not going to understand what this is a picture of. 🙂 Manhattan has garbage collection days. They don’t come get the garbage every day. This means that when stores know that the day is coming up, they bring all their garbage bags from the […]

5 Tips on How To Get A Girlfriend

Now I know that this post I came across is supposed to be humorous… as are some DatingGenius posts… but I think it’s excellent as a case study, so let’s take a quick look at Tristan Miller’s post from 1999, entitled “Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend”. Basically, Tristan’s breaking down the problem mathematically: […]