A Few Dozen Reasons Why President Obama Was Re-Elected

Congratulations to President Barack Obama for being re-elected as President of the United States of America. πŸ™‚

I would also like to acknowledge and appreciate Mitt Romney for delivering a sincere, genuine, gracious, and HEARTFELT concession speech.

Congratulations to President Barack Obama for being re-elected as President of the United States of America. πŸ™‚

I would also like to acknowledge and appreciate Mitt Romney for delivering a sincere, genuine, gracious, and HEARTFELT concession speech.

I told y’all seven months ago, back in April, 2012 that I can tell that Romney is a nice guy, because he isn’t any good at attempting to portray himself as a badguy. -> billcammack.com/2012/04/03/romney-is-a-nice-guy/

To me, Romney looked *RELIEVED* during his speech, that now, he can go back to being who he really is.. A rich guy with a loving wife and family.

Cheers to Romney, and I hope Obama has extensive discussions with him, as was implied in Obama’s victory speech, to collaborate on ideas on how to move America foward. Continue reading “A Few Dozen Reasons Why President Obama Was Re-Elected”

How Are *YOU* Going To Prosper in 2013?

Make sure you consider YOUR OWN best interests when you vote for PotUS in November, 2012.

My cousin Nigel asked me to resume my commentary on American politics, and I’ve tried several times, but don’t know where to start, because it’s all so stupid.

I’m just going to ramble on about a few things, and hopefully, you’ll get something out of it.

Zeppelin – “Ramble On” -> youtu.be/a3HemKGDavw

First of all, I like Mitt Romney as a person. I’ll be the first in line to watch his “reality” show after he loses the 2012 Presidential election. Continue reading “How Are *YOU* Going To Prosper in 2013?”

President Obama Reelection Roadmap

I’m not seeing it anymore. I feel like the 2012 Republican nomination process has provided the blueprint / roadmap for the reelection of our current President, Barack Obama.

ok.. I’ve seen enough Republican tomfoolery to drop my overall prediction for how the 2012 Presidential election is going to go. >:D

As far as my predictions for New Hampshire, I was right that Romney was going to win (everybody knew that). I had hoped that Huntsman would edge out Paul, but he didn’t. I had thought that Santorum would be ahead of Gingrich, but he wasn’t. Perry was at the bottom, where he should have been, since he didn’t even campaign in New Hampshire, and Bachmann got 343 votes, even though she already dropped out of the race.

Here’s what I think is going to happen, going forward, which should result in the reelection of President Obama: Continue reading “President Obama Reelection Roadmap”

Younger Women Keep You Alive!

So I’m browsing the internet, and there’s this big hubbub about McCain calling Obama “That One” in tonight’s Presidential debate, and then there’s another video where he’s supposedly NOT shaking Obama’s hand.

I don’t care about any of that, even though there’s a lot of talk about how McCain won’t look Obama in the eye. What I noticed, from looking at the tape of the supposed McCain snub was McCain’s wife.

Every time you hear about McCain, it’s about how old he is. πŸ™‚ So I never thought about it… I just assumed his wife was old, too. So when I was watching this video, and he points Obama towards his wife, I was like “Wait a minute… She’s not that ancient”.

So I googled her, and according to wikipedia, Cindy Lou Hensley McCain is only 54 years old, born in 1954. The media won’t let us forget that John McCain is currently 72 years old, born in 1936. That makes their age difference 18 years!… Play On, Playah! πŸ˜€ Now THAT’S Pimpin’! πŸ˜€

So now, hopefully, people can stop CRYING about guys dating younger women… like VASTLY younger women. Maybe McCain could do some PSAs entitled “Younger Women Keep You Alive!” πŸ™‚

Think about it… at only 54 years old, Mrs. McCain probably still goes to the gym. She would also be ‘hip’ to dinner parties happening around town, which is much better than spending his evenings playing “Bingo!”.

Her clothing selection‘s going to be 20 years more up-to-date, and it’ll be way more likely that the bouncers will let him in the club with her, in case they don’t recognize who he is. (The point being that in some NYC clubs, you need to be with ATTRACTIVE women, or else they’re not letting you in, regardless of how many mediocre chicks you brought out with you that night)

Also, her night vision’s still probably pretty good, in case someone has to drive somewhere after 8pm.

You don’t have to worry about any of your boys rapping to her, because all your friends are from *your* century.

This is great! πŸ˜€ NOW people can stop crying about “What do you have in common with a gal so much younger than you are?” like as if it matters.

Now that I think about it, Sarah Palin was born in ’64, which makes her TWENTY-EIGHT years younger than McCain! Play On, Playah! πŸ˜€

Younger women are more fun and energetic, because they didn’t have to live through The Depression.

Younger women are sexier, because they grew up dancing to The Beatles instead of Merv Griffin.

Anyway, you see my point. πŸ™‚ Now, maybe people can STFU and mind their own business when a guy’s tryinna kick it to a younger female. You know what they say… “A younger woman a day helps keep the doctor away”. πŸ™‚

… or was that an apple?