Terms of Endearment

A certain long, blonde, curly-haired friend of mine who will remain nameless doesn’t like it when I use the word “chick”. I find this interesting, because “chick” is a generic middle-of-the-road term… like “dude”. Imagine guys running around town CRYING because chicks were calling them “dudes”! 😀 The problem here is that you can’t please […]

NO SITTING ON COUCHES!!! :(

NO SITTING ON COUCHES!!!… NONE! :/ Here’s the deal, fellaz… Kicking it to chicks is a PROCESS. It takes TIME. It takes TECHNIQUE! 😀 If you’re running game @ a party, and you find yourself chickless @ 2:30am, you are now in PANIC-MODE. DEFCON-1!!! [wikipedia: This refers to maximum readiness. It is not certain whether […]

How to treat the ‘birds’

Young brother Rob has joined us from Newcastle, UK. I’m not sure how close that is to Nottingham Forest, but the same rules apply for you that applied for Robin Hood’s Merry Men! ….. shows how much I know about the UK :/ ….. The birds really enjoy….. um… do y’all still call them ‘birds’? […]