Bill Cammack » busted http://billcammack.com Tue, 22 May 2012 10:09:10 +0000 en-us hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 How To Disable Facebook Places Tagging http://billcammack.com/2010/08/19/how-to-disable-facebook-places-tagging/ http://billcammack.com/2010/08/19/how-to-disable-facebook-places-tagging/#comments Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:01:32 +0000 Bill Cammack corner click privacy settings disable the ability section customize settings location tagging facebook account click facebook added the ability watch live streaming video location updates corner click privacy settings disable the ability section customize settings location tagging facebook account click facebook added the ability watch live streaming video location updates http://billcammack.com/?p=8771

Bill CammackFacebook just announced their “Places” app which enables people to send updates about where they are right now to their FB friends.

That’s all well & good, except they added the ability for people you’re connected to on Facebook to broadcast YOUR location by tagging you in THEIR location updates. :/

This is clearly a disaster, as your girlfriend’s going to find out on her own FB home page that you’re actually at a party with a bunch of chicks instead of studying in the library like you told her so you could free yourself up for the evening.

Fortunately for you, Facebook added the ability to opt-out of other people putting your business in the streets. You can’t stop them from adding your name, but at least they can’t use your own wall to bust you.

Here’s how you disable the ability for people to dime you out:

  1. Go to your Facebook account.
  2. Click “Account” in the top right corner.
  3. Click “Privacy Settings”.
  4. In the “Sharing on Facebook” section, click “Customize settings”.
  5. Scroll down to “Things others share” and make the option next to “Friends can check me into Places” read “Disabled”.

How To Disable Facebook Places Tagging

If you’d like to watch the video of the launch announcement, here it is:

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You got caught cheating.
Your girl does not trust you now.
Pass her over here! :D

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]]> http://billcammack.com/2009/05/20/busted-haiku/feed/ 1 How to avoid having sex with your BUSTED girlfriend http://billcammack.com/2008/11/20/how-to-avoid-having-sex-with-your-busted-girlfriend/ http://billcammack.com/2008/11/20/how-to-avoid-having-sex-with-your-busted-girlfriend/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:47:49 +0000 Bill Cammack anymore strenuous physical activity pull authentic and convincing yawns busted interested means sex embargo problem solved 2 busted girlfriend stuck the proverbial rock and the hard place the door physically exhausted hit the gym busted females anymore strenuous physical activity pull authentic and convincing yawns busted interested means sex embargo problem solved 2 busted girlfriend stuck the proverbial rock and the hard place busted females the door physically exhausted hit the gym http://billcammack.com/?p=2556

ok… Let’s say you’re the type of guy that has no control over his woman, and you let her get out of shape… THEN… Let’s say you’re also the type of guy that isn’t willing to dump her for insubordination. Now, you have a problem… She’s too busted to have sex with. You’re just not interested… Actually, it’s worse than that, you ARE interested in sex, until you see HER! :D

So you’re stuck between the proverbial rock and the hard place… no pun intended… You still have to hang out with this chick, but you’re dreading her tryinna press up on you and get some. What to do??? Follow The Kid‘s top 5 tips for avoiding having sex with your busted girlfriend:

1) Man The #*$& UP!

That’s right. MAN.UP. Let her know what TIME it is. She’s busted, you’re not interested, and she’s not “gettin’ none” until she shapes up or ships the #*$& out.

This is YOUR problem, not hers. She’s COOL with how she looks! ‘Matter of fact, she’s probably wondering what’s wrong with YOU that you don’t want to hit it anymore. Do yourself a favor and break it down to her. Honesty’s the best policy, right? :D Aren’t women always clamoring for “the truth”? Well, let her HAVE IT!

Actually, this technique works regardless of her reaction. If she listens to you, she goes back to the gym and gets back in #*$&able shape. If she doesn’t like what you said, she gets mad at you, and you know what that means… SEX EMBARGO!!!

Problem solved.

2) Come home tired

While it’s clear that sex is a basic male need, it’s technically trumped by a couple of things… such as drinking water and SLEEPING. If you just can’t bring yourself to let her know that looking at her body’s “ruining your buzz”, make sure you only come home when you’ve already been awake for at least 18 hours. This will help you pull off authentic and convincing yawns, and hopefully, you’ll actually be asleep before she gets to take her clothes off.

3) Keep the lights on

It’s a commonly-known and oft-used trick between busted females to turn the lights off when they want to have sex with you. Obviously, this helps you to forget what she looks like and imagine that you’re about to have sex with an attractive chick. This is almost as effective as the “look at a porno mag over her shoulder” technique. Depending on how good your memory is and how many hot women you saw on your way to and from work today, you might just go ahead and tap that… since it’s there.

In order to avoid this, keep the lights on at all times, to ensure “technical difficulties”.

4) Come home satisfied

Stop of at an attractive chick’s house on the way home from work so you can have sex you actually ENJOY! :D This will help you put the so-called sex you’re having with your busted girl into proper mental perspective as well as make you more tired (#2), more likely to MAN UP (#1), and less likely to fall for the okey-doke when she reaches for that light switch (#3). :D

5) Come home exhausted

Do what you have to do to walk in the door physically exhausted. Hit the gym for a couple of hours every day after work. Leave your car in the driveway and jog all the way to and from work. Take a second job mowing people’s lawns. Do anything you can do so it’s clear that you can’t do anymore strenuous physical activity that day (read: EVERY day).

Warning: This one might backfire on you if she likes “Woman On Top”. :(

~Bill

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