Your Girlfriend Is A Ho

This season’s premiere episode of Jersey Shore was only interesting for one reason.. MTV decided to surprise the cast by bringing the people they care about together for a surprise party.

That would have been all well & good, except for Nicole’s various sexual hookups with guys and girls that were invited to the same party. 😀

You’re Still Not Me

Back in the day, when I used to play the relationship game, I had a few girlfriends..

simultaneously..

I didn’t think anything of it at the time. It’s easy to have multiple girlfriends by not giving them what they want.

How To Deny Allegations

I was in Brooklyn Friday night. That means that I wasn’t in, say.. Zimbabwe, Africa.

If someone hires Gloria Allred to say “Bill Cammack was in Zimbabwe Friday night! :O”, I’ll probably ignore it completely.

If I elect to speak on it, I’m going to say “No.. In fact, I was not in Zimbabwe Friday night.”, and that’s going to be the end of it.

“Moral Failing” In Relationships

So, check this out! 😀 haha Some dude hooked up with a maid behind his wife’s back, right…… No.. Not Arnold! 😛 This other guy, and then all he had to do to get over was label it a “Moral Failing”!!! 😀 Check out what the Associated Press says he said: (mind you.. dude was […]