Paranoid Players [Hunters, Part 04]

I learned a new term while watching MTV’s Jersey Shore, “Committing The Robbery”. Basically, this means that some other guy was scamming on a chick and you hooked up with her, thereby “stealing his property”, hence Committing The Robbery. Ronnie claimed that he committed a robbery when he pulled Sammi after she was initially hooking […]

Cutthroats (Too Much Confidence, Too Little Skill)

This dude tried to cut my throat tonight (rap to a girl I was obviously talking to). Little did he know, he was tryin’na pull a long-time homegirl of mine. So I go to this wine bar, right? And people are relatively dressy. It’s not a pub, after all.. But I know why I’m there […]

Ass Out, In The Garbage (Homegirl Epic Failure)

If you’re not from New York City, and specifically Manhattan, you’re not going to understand what this is a picture of. 🙂 Manhattan has garbage collection days. They don’t come get the garbage every day. This means that when stores know that the day is coming up, they bring all their garbage bags from the […]

Safe Sex Tutorial (Big Willie Pockets)

* The text below is the beginning of the video. If you can’t see the video embedded on this page, click here to watch “Safe Sex Tutorial (Big Willie Pockets)” on YouTube. * Big Willie Pockets Alright, y’all. New in November, 2009. Today is November 4th and what we’re going to do today is we’re […]

Buying Women

I’m not into buying women. I wouldn’t pay a chick one thin dime to spend time with me. Not a dime. I wouldn’t give her a dirty penny that I spotted on the floor and picked up. This is because I know the difference between how it feels to have a gal want to spend […]