Bill Cammack

So I’m at a party and some sort of casual conversation is going on.

There’s a break in the flow, and after a few seconds of silence, this woman says:

“I love my Magic Bullet! :D”

Now.. I live in New York City, where there are entirely too many women and not enough men here to, um…… service the needs of our entire female population. Read the rest of this entry »

So I’m having a discussion with reader “Ryan” about whether certain aspects of the rap industry are fake or whether rap is “real” theater..

I’m making a point about how kids listen to rap music written by wealthy guys who live in mansions and who also happen to be movie and television stars, yet they write about bussin’ gats and being on the corner all the time.. where you never see them unless it’s a music video shoot location and their off-duty-cop bodyguards are standing right next to them with vests on and carrying licensed weapons……

And somehow, I was reminded of the makeup industry.

Cute = Good

Amongst other curvy aspects of the female form, I like cute girls (women, gals, whatever y’all like to call yourselves). I like girls that I enjoy looking at ‘fresh out the box’. Read the rest of this entry »

A friend of mine told me my dating posts are sometimes shocking to her. :D

This is a good thing… You can either feel shocked now or feel shocked later when/if something happens to you in the future. Read the rest of this entry »

We’re going to file this one under “Common Sense”…

I’m watching Millionaire Matchmaker and Patti’s trying to hook this millionaire chick (MC) up with a date, right?

So she tells the MC to let the guy plan the date… Read the rest of this entry »

ok.. So I’m watching one of my new favorite shows, Millionaire Matchmaker, and this dude that has a mohawk haircut in the year 2010 and two earrings is describing one of the millionaires that’s going to be on the show this week and he goes “He is basically a misogynist”.

So when I hear that, I’m now prepared to listen to evidence of how this guy hates women….. because that’s what misogyny is. Read the rest of this entry »

Cockblocking normally occurs when nosey-ass chicks refuse to mind their own business and attempt to stop a guy from getting laid.

There are other times, however, when it’s a GUY’S fault that a GAL doesn’t get to meet a guy she might like to hook up with. o_O Read the rest of this entry »

I touched on this briefly in “Wingman Responsibilities [Hunters, Part 01]“, but if you’re putting together a crew of dudes to pull chicks or even just working with one other guy, Team Selection is CRITICAL.

Sometimes, the reason you don’t get on is that you doomed yourself from the beginning by selecting the wrong team for the job.

Everybody’s not effective in all situations.

Just like Mission: Impossible, you have to figure out where you’re going, what the atmosphere is, what kind of women go there, which of your wingmen are effective with that particular demographic, and then who amongst that subset of your cronies is most likely to add value to the situation and least likely to fumble.
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One of the major difficulties I have in trying to explain to women how men think is that they’re not men.

Things that are common sense or basic nature to guys, such as hooking up with a gal we’ve never seen in life before 5 minutes ago, just doesn’t register to most women in their understanding of reality. Read the rest of this entry »

According to the ‘Jersey Shore’ glossary, a Grenade is defined as:

1) A large, portly woman of an unsightly nature and violent disposition. 2) A difficult, prickly (often sober) friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend’s behalf. A wingman is required at all times to “dive on the grenade” to ensure your success in the bedroom.

Obviously, those two definitions have nothing to do with each other. I understand why whomever wrote that was confused. The Fellaz changed the description of a Grenade after a couple of episodes, which will throw people off that don’t know what the **** they’re talking about. Read the rest of this entry »

As a follow-up to my 2008 post “Women’s Guide to NYC Dating”, I’d like to offer the ladies some of my top tips for those of y’all that are currently involved in the dating scene: Read the rest of this entry »

I don’t talk about myself much in my blog posts because most people would neither believe nor understand what I had to say.

Meanwhile, lots of people that actually know me as a person and have hung out with me in the trenches have seen The Kid in action, anywhere from hooking up with chicks that they know damned well I only became aware of for the first time in life a couple of hours before, all the way to making out with bona fide butch-type lesbians. Read the rest of this entry »

As horrible as Oxygen Channel’s “Bad Girls Club” was, I still watched it because it was a T&A-fest.

Now, they’ve spun the series off into this lame Flavor-Flav ripoff called “Love Games”, where they have three chicks that ~20 guys are trying to hook up with. As retarded as that premise is, it’s STILL not as useless as putting eight chicks in a house so they can drink alcohol, get undressed most of the time, bitch at each other and then go clubbing together and rub up on each other as if they’re supposed to be lesbians with no storyline and no criteria for ejection from the show. I swear I don’t know how these shows get funded. :/ Read the rest of this entry »