Illusion of Equality

In our current “race to the bottom”-oriented society, people strive to protect other people’s feelings and boost their self-esteem by telling them they’re not losers even when they lose, and attempting to convince them that everyone’s equal.

In fact, we are *not* equals, and attempting to convince people that we are is hindering them more than it’s helping them. Continue reading “Illusion of Equality”

How Long Should You Date Someone You Can’t Stand?

The question for today is how long you think you should continue to date someone you don’t like as a person.

I’ve had this interaction many times in conversations with dudes:

Dude: “My girl gets on my last nerve.”

Me: “Dump her.”

Dude: “…………………………….. Nah.”

I’ve had *THIS* interaction many times in conversations with chicks:

Chick: “I broke up with my boyfriend because I didn’t like XYZ that he said/did.”

Me: “……….. Oh.”

So the question for today is how long you think you should continue to date someone you can’t stand. Continue reading “How Long Should You Date Someone You Can’t Stand?”

Girls & Gimmicks

In a perfect world, women would feel like hooking up with you without your having to trick them into it.

Perfection

In a perfect world, women would feel like hooking up with you without your having to trick them into it.

If you don’t live in that world, gimmicks come in handy.

The trick is to not overdo it, and knowing when to STOP using gimmicks and start being yourself. Continue reading “Girls & Gimmicks”

Difficulty Levels

Before you accept dating advice from some dude, make sure you’re aware of what level of women he has experience with and is referring to.

Every time I see a picture of this gal I know, she’s someplace new.

Not just new, as in “I haven’t seen a picture of her in that place before”, but new as in “I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT CITY OR COUNTRY EVER BEFORE IN MY LIFE!” new.

It’s pretty annoying. 🙂 [yet, simultaneously fun and interesting]

I mean, I’ll click on her picture and it’ll say the location is West Mxyzptlkstan or some nonsense, and I’m like “not again! :/”

I was thinking about her the other day and started considering the difference in difficulty levels in kickin’ it to women.. or perhaps, not kickin’ it, because anybody can just start running their mouths and hope something good happens, but rather difficulty levels in IMPRESSING women, or at least remaining in the pocket and not getting blitzed out of the game. Continue reading “Difficulty Levels”

3am Bar Tactics

So I’m sitting in this bar, right?.. QUELLE SURPRISE!!! :O haha .. So it’s like 3am and there are only two chicks left. Let’s name them A and B… The question is.. Which one do you kick it to? o_O

So I’m sitting in this bar, right?.. QUELLE SURPRISE!!! :O haha

So it’s like 3am and there are only two chicks left. Let’s name them A and B.

A is in better physical shape than B. B is cuter than A, facially. Continue reading “3am Bar Tactics”

Lonely People Should Date Each Other

Lonely people should date each other, in order to avoid mismatches.

Some online dating sites ask people a lot of questions. I know this because I have a couple of fake accounts so I can check out the local talent.

I can’t actually be involved in online dating, because I can’t get into a chick based on some unverified information she typed about herself and a couple of close-cropped pictures of her, spanning from her collarbone to the top of her head.. I actually have to be around a chick to know what I want to do with her.

One of the questions I haven’t seen is “Are You Lonely?”

I didn’t think about it at the time that I was making my accounts, but I was having yet another of the recurring conversation I have with women who can’t understand why guys are trying to touch them and kiss them and get laid when they go on dates with them. Continue reading “Lonely People Should Date Each Other”

Singles Awareness Day

Reader “Barb” just made me aware that February 14th is not only St.Valentine’s Day, but it’s also Singles Awareness Day, or Singles Appreciation Day, either of which spell SAD.

Reader “Barb” just made me aware that February 14th is not only St.Valentine’s Day, but it’s also Singles Awareness Day, or Singles Appreciation Day, either of which spell SAD.

That’s already kind of funny, because people will be wishing each other “Happy SAD” today, but it’s also funny because single people are often looked down upon and/or even pitied by non-single people, as if everyone who’s single wishes they weren’t. Continue reading “Singles Awareness Day”

Environment [Hunters, Part 17]

Sometimes, guys wonder why they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they’re trying to meet women in places where those women ARE NOT trying to meet THEM.

Sometimes, guys wonder why they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they’re trying to meet women in places where those women ARE NOT trying to meet THEM. Continue reading “Environment [Hunters, Part 17]”

Ladies: Wear Clothes That Fit You

So, as The Kid was brainstorming what was supposed to be my next article, entitled “Ladies: Nobody Cares About Your 5 Pounds”, I was in the process of selecting things to give away to local hurricane victims and I came upon some old jeans…

So, as The Kid was brainstorming what was supposed to be my next article, entitled “Ladies: Nobody Cares About Your 5 Pounds”, I was in the process of selecting things to give away to local hurricane victims and I came upon some old jeans… Continue reading “Ladies: Wear Clothes That Fit You”

Good Friends vs. Bad Friends

So this chick apologized to me the other day, for being, in her words “a bad friend”. I found this funny for a bunch of reasons.

So this chick apologized to me the other day, for being, in her words “a bad friend”.

I found this funny for a bunch of reasons. Continue reading “Good Friends vs. Bad Friends”