Running Dogs

My homegirl Gaby, whom I’ve known for years, remarked one day about my photo sets that she was glad to finally have seen the same girl twice in my pictures, hahaha 😀 Until she said that, I really hadn’t thought about it. My life is basically spur of the moment. I never have the same […]

Men Are Dogs

“Men Are Dogs!!!!!” is the battle cry of so many women that are incredulous about the fact that either they or their girlfriend just got cheated on. I’m sure this seems like an empowering statement to them, except they’re actually providing the excuse for guys to continue this behavior and get away with it scot-free […]

Thou Shalt Not Drink Soda With Pop Rocks!

Now… Soda is good! 😀 Pop Rocks are FUN! 😀 (do they still make those?)… However….. They’re best when they’re kept separate. Do NOT drink soda with Pop Rocks! 😀 Was that a public service announcement? No. It’s illustrative of a point… which is….. Messing with attractive chicks is GOOD! 😀 Having a circle of […]

Justin Johnson’s “Holiday Sweater” Song

Title: “The Holiday Sweater Song” Directed/Written/Edited by Justin Johnson Music: Steve Nelson Vocals: Patty DeArteaga & Justin Johnson Lyrics: Justin Johnson and Steve Nelson Vimeo Permalink: [link] YouTube Permalink: [link] The Holiday Sweater Song from justin on Vimeo. What says HOLIDAY COMFORT AND FUN more than a festive sweater, adorned with all manner of snowmen, […]

Navigating “The Kid Thing”

If you go out with the same chick for more than one week, the odds begin to increase exponentially that she’ll want to have a kid with you. Biologically, that’s how women are built. If you consistently hang around them, they start to see you as a viable protector/provider for your pending family. Meanwhile, the […]