How To Compliment A Woman
I’m not good at giving out compliments. :)
They just don’t work the right way for me. Read the rest of this entry »
Yeah.. My Boys Are More Important Than Some Chick.
Now that Rachel has me watching “Millionaire Matchmaker”, I can see that this is going to be my new weekly source of material, now that “Jersey Shore” is over.
So, this week, this millionaire dude is on the show and Patti asks him what he’s looking for in a female. He basically says that his only requirement is that he wants her to have an ass like Kim Kardashian:
Cougars vs. MILFs
What is a Cougar? How come this dating term only applies to females and not to males who exhibit the same behaviors? Read the rest of this entry »
No Romance Without Finance
A reader asked me a question the other day that pertained to my post “Hard To Get” vs “Expensive To Buy”. I’d like to clarify my position on dating & monetary exchanges…
The basic point of that post was that if a gal requires some kind of monetary exchange from a guy in order to give it up, she’s essentially a hooker. Sex for Money is Prostitution and there’s no way around that, purely by definition.
What happens is that the guy adds up the expenses he incurred while attempting to get on, and that becomes her “purchase price”, let’s call it. Buy her an expensive dress and you can get some. Take her out to three dinners and you can get some. She’s basically been reduced to a simple business transaction… “So long as I can afford X, she’ll give me Y”. Read the rest of this entry »
Bill’s Dating Tips For Women [Part 05]
As a follow-up to my 2008 post “Women’s Guide to NYC Dating”, I’d like to offer the ladies some of my top tips for those of y’all that are currently involved in the dating scene:
* Continued from Part 04 *
ok.. Let’s recap the super-excellent dating tips I’ve blessed y’all females with in this series over the past week and then get to the final tip:
1. Stop going outside looking like a bum
2. Only date guys you have references for
3. Clearly communicate what you want
4. Be congruent
4a. You don’t get any points for giving it up
4b. You don’t get any points for NOT giving it up
5. Exercise for YOURSELF
6. EAT when you go out to dinner
7. Stop running your mouth for no reason
8. Common Decency goes a long way
8a. Complications & Agendas
9. Keep dudes’ business out tha street
This brings us to tip #10, which is: Read the rest of this entry »
Ass Out, In The Garbage (Homegirl Epic Failure)
If you’re not from New York City, and specifically Manhattan, you’re not going to understand what this is a picture of. :)
Manhattan has garbage collection days. They don’t come get the garbage every day. This means that when stores know that the day is coming up, they bring all their garbage bags from the basement and pile them up out on the sidewalk.
Sometimes, it’s only three bags, but it could easily be 10-20 garbage bags making their own little mountain out in the street.
The point is that the garbagemen are going to come get the bags in the wee hours of the morning so that your customers never see a stack of garbage out in front of your restaurant or whatever.
Meanwhile, this is the exact same time that people go out to party here. A lot of times, people don’t even ARRIVE to bars before midnight, and since the bars close around 4:30am, there’s often a correlation between when drunk-ass-people stumble their asses out of a bar and when this mountain of garbage bags is chillin’ outside, waiting to get picked up. Read the rest of this entry »




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