Girls & Gimmicks

In a perfect world, women would feel like hooking up with you without your having to trick them into it.

Perfection

In a perfect world, women would feel like hooking up with you without your having to trick them into it.

If you don’t live in that world, gimmicks come in handy.

The trick is to not overdo it, and knowing when to STOP using gimmicks and start being yourself. Continue reading “Girls & Gimmicks”

Difficulty Levels

Before you accept dating advice from some dude, make sure you’re aware of what level of women he has experience with and is referring to.

Every time I see a picture of this gal I know, she’s someplace new.

Not just new, as in “I haven’t seen a picture of her in that place before”, but new as in “I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT CITY OR COUNTRY EVER BEFORE IN MY LIFE!” new.

It’s pretty annoying. 🙂 [yet, simultaneously fun and interesting]

I mean, I’ll click on her picture and it’ll say the location is West Mxyzptlkstan or some nonsense, and I’m like “not again! :/”

I was thinking about her the other day and started considering the difference in difficulty levels in kickin’ it to women.. or perhaps, not kickin’ it, because anybody can just start running their mouths and hope something good happens, but rather difficulty levels in IMPRESSING women, or at least remaining in the pocket and not getting blitzed out of the game. Continue reading “Difficulty Levels”

Who Said We Were Friends? o_O (or: “She Could Get It”)

The point being that if women understood dating clearly, they would have a better time of it.

One of the problems that lots of women have with dating is that they refuse to understand/believe/accept that men and women are playing two different games. Men understand this and women don’t, which leads to lots of women falling for the okey-doke when they really don’t have to. Continue reading “Who Said We Were Friends? o_O (or: “She Could Get It”)”

Who’s Going To Give You The Cookie? o_O

One thing I find funny (read: pathetic) about dating is how some grown-ass women retain their childhood brainwashing so well that they can be over a quarter-century old and still give themselves credit because they *DIDN’T* have sex with somebody.

One thing I find funny (read: pathetic) about dating is how some grown-ass women retain their childhood brainwashing so well that they can be over a quarter-century old and still give themselves credit because they *DIDN’T* have sex with somebody.

Sure, we all know the societal benefits of saturating girls and young women with “Good girls don’t” and “You’re a ho if you spread your legs” blah blah blah, but once y’all become adults, you need to assess life from the present and future, not the past.

The current dating system, even today, in 2012, is based on the old dating system, which was actually property management. Continue reading “Who’s Going To Give You The Cookie? o_O”

Tell Women The Truth

So, in a scenario where men get to select from a pool of women, telling the truth is actually a valid tactic..

So I’m talking with a homegirl of mine, and I’m explaining to her the various lies men tell women as a matter of principle, such as “I’m getting a divorce”, “It’s not working out between me and my girlfriend”, “I haven’t had sex with her in months”, blah blah blah, and I’m letter her know that guys know they have to say these kinds of things so women don’t feel like homewreckers for giving it up.

Her response was something to the effect of “They could just tell the truth”, which I immediately found hilarious, because of course that’s what a female would say, because they believe that males tell them the truth. Continue reading “Tell Women The Truth”