GFF: Grenade-Free Foundation

According to the ‘Jersey Shore’ glossary, a Grenade is defined as: 1) A large, portly woman of an unsightly nature and violent disposition. 2) A difficult, prickly (often sober) friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend’s behalf. A wingman is required at all times to “dive on the grenade” to […]

“Free” Time [Time, Part 10]

People think that freelancers have all this “FREE TIME” to frivolously throw away on things that enhance the handout-asker’s career and does nothing at all of value for the freelancer. It’s like they think the word freelance equates to “Never works much” like as if we’re hanging out on the beach every day with an […]

Time, Part 04: “Spend Your Money”

Continued from “Time”, Parts 01, 02 & 03: Free Stuff     “The best things in life are free… But you can keep them for the birds & bees… Now give me money (that’s… what I want) that’s what I want…” “Your love will give me a thrill… But your lovin’ don’t pay my bills… Now […]

Time, Part 02

Continued from “Time, Business & Handouts [Time, Part 1]” In the very beginning of 2009, after I had aired my grievances with 2008 and was feeling, mentally, so fresh and so clean [clean], I ended up in a f2f conversation with a client one evening. Jill, Bill & Flo The reason I mention that it […]