We’ve already established in “Maury Show Tips: 01 – You Are An Idiot” that if The Maury Show calls you AT ALL, then either YOU are an idiot, your girlfriend is an idiot or BOTH OF YOU are idiots. That means there’s a 66% chance that you are an idiot, which is higher than 50%, […]
Last week, I let the fellaz know how to get over an ex-girlfriend. This week, I have tips for the ladies for what to do when that relationship ends…. 1) Consume mass quantities of Häagen-Dazs ice cream HÃ¤agen-Dazs ice cream is the de facto substitute for sex for women. Everybody knows this. If you haven’t […]
When a woman leaves you, you may feel heartbroken, depressed, wistful, horny, betrayed, disappointed… 🙁 any number of feelings, consecutively or simultaneously. Here are five tips on how to move on with your life, and learn to love again……… 1) Have sex with her sister hahahahaha Just Kidding! 😀 … unless her sister’s HAWT!