GFF: Grenade-Free Foundation

GFF: Grenade-Free FoundationAccording to the ‘Jersey Shore’ glossary, a Grenade is defined as:

1) A large, portly woman of an unsightly nature and violent disposition. 2) A difficult, prickly (often sober) friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend’s behalf. A wingman is required at all times to “dive on the grenade” to ensure your success in the bedroom.

Obviously, those two definitions have nothing to do with each other. I understand why whomever wrote that was confused. The Fellaz changed the description of a Grenade after a couple of episodes, which will throw people off that don’t know what the **** they’re talking about. Continue reading “GFF: Grenade-Free Foundation”

How To Get Over Your Ex-Girlfriend


When a woman leaves you, you may feel heartbroken, depressed, wistful, horny, betrayed, disappointed… ๐Ÿ™ any number of feelings, consecutively or simultaneously. Here are five tips on how to move on with your life, and learn to love again………

1) Have sex with her sister

hahahahaha Just Kidding! ๐Ÿ˜€

… unless her sister’s HAWT! Continue reading “How To Get Over Your Ex-Girlfriend”

Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe

People are all CRYING about the $150,000 (read: One Hundred and Fifty THOUSAND Dollars) that was reportedly spent by the Republican National Committee to update Sarah Palin’s wardrobe.

Well, it’s clear to The Kid that McCain knows what’s up and that he MUST be subscribed to DatingGenius! ๐Ÿ˜€ Continue reading “Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe”

Bill Cammack Marriage Plans



Bill Cammack Marriage Plans, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack.

I’ve decided that I’m going to get married… Please have any attractive female billionaires with SOCOM skillz contact Bill Cammack regarding the tryout schedule.

ThxKBai! ๐Ÿ˜€