GFF: Grenade-Free Foundation

According to the ‘Jersey Shore’ glossary, a Grenade is defined as: 1) A large, portly woman of an unsightly nature and violent disposition. 2) A difficult, prickly (often sober) friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend’s behalf. A wingman is required at all times to “dive on the grenade” to […]

How To Get Over Your Ex-Girlfriend

When a woman leaves you, you may feel heartbroken, depressed, wistful, horny, betrayed, disappointed… 🙁 any number of feelings, consecutively or simultaneously. Here are five tips on how to move on with your life, and learn to love again……… 1) Have sex with her sister hahahahaha Just Kidding! 😀 … unless her sister’s HAWT!

Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe

People are all CRYING about the $150,000 (read: One Hundred and Fifty THOUSAND Dollars) that was reportedly spent by the Republican National Committee to update Sarah Palin’s wardrobe. Well, it’s clear to The Kid that McCain knows what’s up and that he MUST be subscribed to DatingGenius! 😀

Bill Cammack Marriage Plans

Bill Cammack Marriage Plans, originally uploaded by Bill Cammack. I’ve decided that I’m going to get married… Please have any attractive female billionaires with SOCOM skillz contact Bill Cammack regarding the tryout schedule. ThxKBai! 😀