Republican GOP Presidential Candidate Debate 2011 [Part 01]

The first Republican GOP (“Grand Old Party”) Presidential Candidate Debate of the 2011 season aired last night.

I wouldn’t normally… ok.. I have never watched something like this in my entire life, because I don’t care. Ultimately, there will be a Republican selected to run against President Obama, who will win or lose. That’s how Presidential elections go in the USA.

Hail Mary

I’m interested this time because I became interested in what the Republican plan for 2012 was going to be the day I found out they selected Sarah Palin to attempt to become Vice President of the United States of America, running with John McCain. Continue reading “Republican GOP Presidential Candidate Debate 2011 [Part 01]”

Women Love Voters! – RockStar 0002

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Election day is tomorrow… November 04, 2008. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate of your choice. If you don’t choose the next President of the United States of America, somebody else will choose him FOR you.

Make sure you feel good about yourself for the next four years by letting your voice be HEARD tomorrow in the voting booth. Be a DECIDER! VOTE! πŸ˜€

Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe

People are all CRYING about the $150,000 (read: One Hundred and Fifty THOUSAND Dollars) that was reportedly spent by the Republican National Committee to update Sarah Palin’s wardrobe.

Well, it’s clear to The Kid that McCain knows what’s up and that he MUST be subscribed to DatingGenius! πŸ˜€ Continue reading “Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe”

Younger Women Keep You Alive!

So I’m browsing the internet, and there’s this big hubbub about McCain calling Obama “That One” in tonight’s Presidential debate, and then there’s another video where he’s supposedly NOT shaking Obama’s hand.

I don’t care about any of that, even though there’s a lot of talk about how McCain won’t look Obama in the eye. What I noticed, from looking at the tape of the supposed McCain snub was McCain’s wife.

Every time you hear about McCain, it’s about how old he is. πŸ™‚ So I never thought about it… I just assumed his wife was old, too. So when I was watching this video, and he points Obama towards his wife, I was like “Wait a minute… She’s not that ancient”.

So I googled her, and according to wikipedia, Cindy Lou Hensley McCain is only 54 years old, born in 1954. The media won’t let us forget that John McCain is currently 72 years old, born in 1936. That makes their age difference 18 years!… Play On, Playah! πŸ˜€ Now THAT’S Pimpin’! πŸ˜€

So now, hopefully, people can stop CRYING about guys dating younger women… like VASTLY younger women. Maybe McCain could do some PSAs entitled “Younger Women Keep You Alive!” πŸ™‚

Think about it… at only 54 years old, Mrs. McCain probably still goes to the gym. She would also be ‘hip’ to dinner parties happening around town, which is much better than spending his evenings playing “Bingo!”.

Her clothing selection‘s going to be 20 years more up-to-date, and it’ll be way more likely that the bouncers will let him in the club with her, in case they don’t recognize who he is. (The point being that in some NYC clubs, you need to be with ATTRACTIVE women, or else they’re not letting you in, regardless of how many mediocre chicks you brought out with you that night)

Also, her night vision’s still probably pretty good, in case someone has to drive somewhere after 8pm.

You don’t have to worry about any of your boys rapping to her, because all your friends are from *your* century.

This is great! πŸ˜€ NOW people can stop crying about “What do you have in common with a gal so much younger than you are?” like as if it matters.

Now that I think about it, Sarah Palin was born in ’64, which makes her TWENTY-EIGHT years younger than McCain! Play On, Playah! πŸ˜€

Younger women are more fun and energetic, because they didn’t have to live through The Depression.

Younger women are sexier, because they grew up dancing to The Beatles instead of Merv Griffin.

Anyway, you see my point. πŸ™‚ Now, maybe people can STFU and mind their own business when a guy’s tryinna kick it to a younger female. You know what they say… “A younger woman a day helps keep the doctor away”. πŸ™‚

… or was that an apple?