Cougars vs. MILFs

What is a Cougar? How come this dating term only applies to females and not to males who exhibit the same behaviors?

How To Get Over Your Ex-Girlfriend

When a woman leaves you, you may feel heartbroken, depressed, wistful, horny, betrayed, disappointed… 🙁 any number of feelings, consecutively or simultaneously. Here are five tips on how to move on with your life, and learn to love again……… 1) Have sex with her sister hahahahaha Just Kidding! 😀 … unless her sister’s HAWT!

Check out her moms!!! :O

Fellaz… If you actually intend to spend more than a couple of days with the same chick, check out her moms. ASAP. NOOOOWWW! 😀 TO-DAY! :O This is vital. Make sure you see what her moms looks like so you know what you have to look forward to (or run away from) in the future. […]

HollaBack Girls 02

Having read the archives of HollaBackBOSTON, HollaBackNYC and HollaBackDC, that I found out about the other day and posted about… I gained more of an understanding of what their complaints are. [Disclosure: Anyone who actually KNOWS me knows that there’s nothing I like more than an attractive chick, and I’ll be the FIRST one to […]

Does your baby know your name? :D

So I’m talking to this chick, and she’s telling me she thinks her baby knows what her name is. The baby’s only a few months old, so there’s clearly no way this is possible. Babies don’t come out of the box equipped with the ability to parse statements in the language of their parents. This […]