Bill Cammack » R&B http://billcammack.com Tue, 22 May 2012 10:09:10 +0000 en-us hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Men Are Dogs http://billcammack.com/2009/07/28/men-are-dogs/ http://billcammack.com/2009/07/28/men-are-dogs/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:57:24 +0000 Bill Cammack control basic biological urges drawers automatically detached faithful and failed miserably johnny gill levy repercussions caveman liable fantasies happening primitive characters http://billcammack.com/?p=6134

“Men Are Dogs!!!!!” is the battle cry of so many women that are incredulous about the fact that either they or their girlfriend just got cheated on. I’m sure this seems like an empowering statement to them, except they’re actually providing the excuse for guys to continue this behavior and get away with it scot-free every time.

First of all, if men are supposed to be these primitive characters that can’t control basic biological urges, what do YOU look like following THEM? :D You’re following HIM!!! You’re worried about what HE’S DOING with his own life and his own body. What does that say about you that you hooked up with some caveman that’s liable to screw any chick at any time?

Bill CammackI know it feels better to believe that that’s what happened. It’s a boost to the self-esteem to believe that your man tried his damnedest to be faithful to you and FAILED MISERABLY, SEVERAL TIMES OVER THE LAST MONTH! It feels better to see him as a loser, a clown and a failure than to admit to the fact that he did what he wanted to do and went and got laid behind your back (or, in front of your face, in some circumstances).

This is because if he did it on purpose, you’re going to perceive YOURSELF as a loser for not being able to control another human being or you’re going to have to levy repercussions against him for going against his word to you. Those repercussions might mean the end of your relationship, and since you’re not willing to walk away, that’s not an option. So, since you’re not going anywhere, it’s best for you, mentally, to slap five with your homegirls and talk about how your man is a dog and couldn’t control himself and laugh about it over drinks before you go back home and give him some.

We have the same thing for women, except y’all are suckers for love, not physical interaction. That’s why R&B music works on women. Y’all want to believe that this junk the guy’s singing about on the radio is actually happening TO YOU, so you get in line and have your fantasies about what’s happening while the guy’s like “ahhhhh… Finally! It’s about time she gave it up!” … “Thanks, Johnny Gill! :D”.. So, yeah, hahaha While y’all are laughing about how guys “can’t control themselves” and “have to” try to screw other women, we’re laughing about how we said “I love you” one time and your drawers automatically detached themselves from your body and fell to the Earth, somewhere in the vicinity of your ankles.

~Bill | @BillCammack

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R&B Music (Rhythm & Blues) is a well-known and oft-utilized tool for getting women to do what you want them to do without putting in any work yourself.

Fantasy vs Reality

B.C. & L.C.Lots of women have difficulty separating fantasy from reality. They’re also willing to make leaps of faith that defy logic and don’t make any sense whatsoever.

Justin Timberlake does not know you. You’ve never met him. He’s never thought about you a day in his life. He did not write that love song about YOU. It’s. Virtually. IMPOSSIBLE!

On the same tip.. Your boyfriend didn’t write that love song about you. He probably hasn’t written a song in his entire life. Prolly cain’t sing worth a damn anyway.

However… For some reason….. If your boyfriend can get you to listen to that R&B song, he knows *HE’S* gonna get laid, NOT Justin Timberlake. He knows that you’re going to listen to a song that wasn’t written about you AT ALL and you’re going to take it personally and start to feel sexy…

Meanwhile.. He’s looking at his watch, waiting for you to bend over so he can blank you in the blank and thinking about that sporting event he’s going to watch after he’s had his fill of you.

So R&B music comes in handy, because if he had actually told you what he wanted to do to you, you wouldn’t have gone for it and would have denounced him for how unromantic “Hey… You’re looking good today… I’d love to blank you in the blank right now” sounds coming out of his mouth.

Solution

Next time your man tries to get you to shut up and spread your legs by throwing on some R&B, turn it off and tell him to TELL YOU how he feels about you. (YIKES!!!)

If he can sit/lay down with you, look you in the eye and tell you something that actually moves you and makes you feel like giving him some, go ahead and do that. Do not accept substitutes. Guys are famous for regurgitating R&B lyrics that have gotten them laid in the past. If he’s telling you he’d pull the stars from the sky or drink a tub of your bath water, he’s still trying to get over. Make sure he’s sincere and what he’s telling you comes from his heart…. Even if he sincerely just wants to blank you in the blank.

Look on the bright side. If you don’t hear the right things from your boyfriend, you can always go find Justin and tell him how moved you were when you heard the song he wrote about you.

~Bill

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