Tiger Woods Press Conference Takeaways

Tiger Woods spoke in a press conference just now. Here’s what I got out of it: Tiger looks good. It doesn’t look like he went through plastic surgery. According to the written speech, he’s deeply sorry for his selfish and irresponsible behavior. He’s not as good at reading as he is at golf. He did […]

Jessica Simpson “Returns”

For all of y’all that were CRYING about “Jessica Simpson & The Everlasting Gobstopper”, boo hoo hoo… It’s only right that I report that Jessica’s made a visual comeback. She’s obviously reinstated her gym membership and put down the bon bons. Also, like The Kid said, she shunned that gaudy, leopard-print “Look at me! I’m […]

Leaving… On A Jet Plane!

Just got word from Kenyatta Cheese that Brian Conley & Jeff Rae are on the way home from China: “We just got word that Brian and friends are on a plane to Los Angeles, arriving Monday morning. He was released with 7 other US citizen detainees: Jeff Goldin, Tom Grant, Mike Liss, James Powderly, Jeff […]