Jersey Shore Italy Season Predictions

Jersey Shore was filmed in Italy this season. Of course, this doesn’t make any sense, because a) three of them aren’t even Italian, and b) none of them except for Vinny actually SPEAKS Italian. It also doesn’t make any sense, because just like they didn’t get any play in Miami, because no chicks are checkin’ […]

Why “Jersey Shore” SUCKED This Season

I’ve been writing my critique/roundup/recap series about MTV’s television show “Jersey Shore” for quite some time now. If you’ve been following along, you’re aware that I’ve been complaining (as has everyone else that I know that watches the show) about how it’s been getting worse and worse. The storylines suck (yes, there are WRITERS on […]

Jersey Shore S03 E09 [Part 01]

Just like I suspected, this week’s episode of Jersey Shore SUUUUUUUUCKED! 😀 They should have called this one “Cutting Room Floor”. I saw so much footage that should never have made it to television. It’s obvious that they’re just using filler content to stretch the length of this season. Shows left and right are having […]

Jersey Shore S03 E08

So far, Ronnie has set males of the species back at least 50,000 years. This week’s episode of Jersey Shore was entitled “The Great Depression”. It probably should have been called “The Great VIEWER Depression”. How is it that you decide to give the people who are the least effective at living MORE air-time instead […]

Jersey Shore s03 e07 [Part 01]

“Jersey Shore”, Season 03, Episode 07 was entirely painful to watch. 🙂 I mean, I really didn’t want to watch some of it. I wanted to fast-forward to another section, but I really needed to absorb all of the tomfoolery in order to get a proper grasp on what I feel happened. Where’s The Disclaimer? […]