Sex Excuses: I Have A Headache
I Have A Headache
I always found the excuse “I have a headache”, which I’ve only heard of on television and in the movies, to be an hilarious attempt at declining to have sex with someone.
It doesn’t make any sense. :) Read the rest of this entry »
“Moral Failing” In Relationships
So, check this out! :D haha Some dude hooked up with a maid behind his wife’s back, right…… No.. Not Arnold! :P This other guy, and then all he had to do to get over was label it a “Moral Failing”!!! :D
Check out what the Associated Press says he said:
(mind you.. dude was speaking French, so someone may have jacked up some of his intentions or meanings when they translated it to English, but I’m sure they caught the main gist of what he was saying)
DSK Article – Dominique Strauss-Kahn broke his silence four months after a New York hotel maid accused him of sexual assault, calling his encounter with the woman a “moral failing” he deeply regrets, but insisting in an interview on French television Sunday that no violence was involved.
Is this not the absolutely BEST THING since sliced bread? :D hahaha a “Moral Failing”??? :D .. What The Hell is a Moral Failing??? Read the rest of this entry »
Weiner Fesses Up
Anthony Weiner fessed up in a press conference about his role in the recent scandal that the internet’s been buzzing about:
Direct Link => http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/43301263#43301263
It would take me longer than it’s worth to figure out a coherent storyline for this article, so I’m just going to write about my experience with and thoughts about this situation.
I heard about it several days ago. Some politician was alleged to have sent a picture of tha dilznick to some chick on Twitter.
Why Married Men Have Sex With The Hired Help
By now, you’ve heard that Arnold Schwarzenegger was banging the hired help while he was married and having kids with his wife.
For some people, this was a surprise. I suppose they never read my 2008 article “Political Sex Scandals”.
I suppose they also never saw this video of Schwarzenegger in Brazil back in the day:
YouTube link => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc Read the rest of this entry »
He’s Lying To You [The Okey-Doke, Part 02]
I’ve received the absolute best feedback about my personality from women I’ve been involved with. That’s because I’m being real with them.. Mostly intentionally, and other times, unintentionally.
I suppose another reason is that I can’t stand to spend inordinate amounts of time with unintelligent women. Read the rest of this entry »
Virtual Virgins (You Got Served)
So, I’m talking to this chick I know, and she’s telling me about this ultra-positive, transformative physical experience she had with a guy.
I’m listening to what she’s saying, and while she’s astounded, I’m thinking “Finally… Someone did the right thing.”
I explained to her that what dude did, while uncommon, was exactly what he was SUPPOSED TO DO if his goal was to show her a good time and/or lock her down.
Are You A Virgin?
Unfortunately, the way the game’s set up, with guys having to convince women to have sex with them and women deciding whether they want to lay down or not, it’s not conducive to guys actually putting in WORK when they finally get on. Read the rest of this entry »




Web:


