Bill Cammack » slow jam tape http://billcammack.com Tue, 22 May 2012 10:09:10 +0000 en-us hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Why R&B Music Works On Women http://billcammack.com/2009/04/05/why-r-b-music-works-on-women/ http://billcammack.com/2009/04/05/why-r-b-music-works-on-women/#comments Sun, 05 Apr 2009 13:12:47 +0000 Bill Cammack sense whatsoever justin timberlake laid justin timberlake write love song sincerely blank bend blank moved heard the song love blank difficulty separating fantasy http://billcammack.com/?p=4541

R&B Music (Rhythm & Blues) is a well-known and oft-utilized tool for getting women to do what you want them to do without putting in any work yourself.

Fantasy vs Reality

B.C. & L.C.Lots of women have difficulty separating fantasy from reality. They’re also willing to make leaps of faith that defy logic and don’t make any sense whatsoever.

Justin Timberlake does not know you. You’ve never met him. He’s never thought about you a day in his life. He did not write that love song about YOU. It’s. Virtually. IMPOSSIBLE!

On the same tip.. Your boyfriend didn’t write that love song about you. He probably hasn’t written a song in his entire life. Prolly cain’t sing worth a damn anyway.

However… For some reason….. If your boyfriend can get you to listen to that R&B song, he knows *HE’S* gonna get laid, NOT Justin Timberlake. He knows that you’re going to listen to a song that wasn’t written about you AT ALL and you’re going to take it personally and start to feel sexy…

Meanwhile.. He’s looking at his watch, waiting for you to bend over so he can blank you in the blank and thinking about that sporting event he’s going to watch after he’s had his fill of you.

So R&B music comes in handy, because if he had actually told you what he wanted to do to you, you wouldn’t have gone for it and would have denounced him for how unromantic “Hey… You’re looking good today… I’d love to blank you in the blank right now” sounds coming out of his mouth.

Solution

Next time your man tries to get you to shut up and spread your legs by throwing on some R&B, turn it off and tell him to TELL YOU how he feels about you. (YIKES!!!)

If he can sit/lay down with you, look you in the eye and tell you something that actually moves you and makes you feel like giving him some, go ahead and do that. Do not accept substitutes. Guys are famous for regurgitating R&B lyrics that have gotten them laid in the past. If he’s telling you he’d pull the stars from the sky or drink a tub of your bath water, he’s still trying to get over. Make sure he’s sincere and what he’s telling you comes from his heart…. Even if he sincerely just wants to blank you in the blank.

Look on the bright side. If you don’t hear the right things from your boyfriend, you can always go find Justin and tell him how moved you were when you heard the song he wrote about you.

~Bill

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