“Black Panther” Film Discussion [Part 07: Culture Clash]

It’s like what kind of person ARE YOU? WTF is going on here?

Spies & Ghosts

After explaining the origin of Wakanda, “Black Panther” begins with what appears to be aliens visiting black American humans in Oakland, California.

It turns out that the “aliens” are Africans, specifically Wakandans, and they have arrived to talk business with someone.

The person arriving is revealed as the king of Wakanda and the person he’s talking to is revealed as his own brother, who is a spy for Wakanda in their Hatut Zeraze (basically CIA, referred to as “War Dogs”).

So now, instead of an African speaking to an American, we have an African speaking to an African who’s pretending to be an American so he can spy on who knows what ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ because Wakanda is advanced enough to fly cloaked aircraft and in fact cloak their entire kingdom from being seen for the technological marvel it really is. Continue reading ““Black Panther” Film Discussion [Part 07: Culture Clash]”

Regarding The Casting Couch

It doesn’t matter how many people are in the building if they all know that the wolf eats rabbits.

Here’s the thing. At the end of the day, dudes want to get laid. We all have different processes for making that happen.

Some of us are simply attractive dudes, so that’s the end of that story. No magic or special techniques involved. Chicks just like us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Other guys pay for sex. Other guys barter for sex. Other guys attempt NLP. Other guys utilize influence and/or coercion. Other guys write songs. Other guys use drugs & alcohol. Other guys offer marriage…

Regardless of the technique, the bottom line is that attractive women need to remain vigilant because any guy that wants them is scheming to get them regardless of what they think or feel. Continue reading “Regarding The Casting Couch”

Games Without Frontiers

Nobody intentionally procreates with someone dumber than they are.

Let’s talk about reality for a second, here. 😀

There’s this article entitled “Childish men are to blame for women having kids late in life”.

This is dumb right off the bat.

Right from the title, it doesn’t make any sense.

It’s similar to mothers who blame their extremely young kids when they freak out and scream at them.

If you can’t outwit a baby, the problem is with *YOU*, not the baby.

I’ve seen chicks in the street screaming at kids strapped into strollers.

I’ve wanted to ask them “Are you crazy? o_O”

Except I knew they were crazy because they were screaming at the top of their lungs at a baby that doesn’t even understand English, so I kep’ it movin’. Continue reading “Games Without Frontiers”

Verily… A Conversation Betwixt Herbs

Let’s examine and discuss the Trump/Bush Tape.

Herbs

A Herb is a worthless dude, in the context of whatever you’re talking about.

A nobody. A non-player character (NPC) like the artificial intelligence people you see running around in video games that the game itself is controlling instead of a human. A totally inconsequential and ineffective male of the species.

So for example, if you’re pitching in a baseball game and the bases are loaded and the dude walking towards the plate to bat can’t hit worth a damn, you won’t be worried about it because he’s a Herb.

That doesn’t mean he isn’t well-paid, well-regarded in society, or successful in business.

It just means that in this context, attempting to hit against your pitching, he isn’t worth ****.

Similarly, dudes tell on themselves that THEY aren’t **** when it comes to bagging chicks.

I would have written “pulling chicks”, but Trump ****** that line up for ERRBODY with his “Grab ’em by the *****” statement, but we’ll discuss that later in the story. 😀 Continue reading “Verily… A Conversation Betwixt Herbs”

Women Without Makeup

A chick not wearing makeup can’t provoke anyone to do anything.

So HuffPo recently posted an article about Alicia Keys not wearing makeup to the VMAs (The MTV Video Music Awards), entitled “The Anger Provoked By Alicia Keys Not Wearing Makeup To The VMAs Is Sadly Not Surprising”.

The only reason I even clicked on this article was because of the words “Anger Provoked”.

First of all, Provoke (merriam-webster.com/dictionary/provoke) means to cause the occurrence of (a feeling or action) : to make (something) happen : to cause (a person or animal) to become angry, violent, etc.

So, for instance, if I punch you in your face, that means I’ve provoked you to feel hurt and/or to fall on the floor.

My action (smashing your grill) caused your reaction (feeling emotional or physical pain and/or losing the ability to continue to stand up).

A chick not wearing makeup can’t provoke anyone to do anything. Continue reading “Women Without Makeup”

Girls & Gimmicks

In a perfect world, women would feel like hooking up with you without your having to trick them into it.

Perfection

In a perfect world, women would feel like hooking up with you without your having to trick them into it.

If you don’t live in that world, gimmicks come in handy.

The trick is to not overdo it, and knowing when to STOP using gimmicks and start being yourself. Continue reading “Girls & Gimmicks”

Difficulty Levels

Before you accept dating advice from some dude, make sure you’re aware of what level of women he has experience with and is referring to.

Every time I see a picture of this gal I know, she’s someplace new.

Not just new, as in “I haven’t seen a picture of her in that place before”, but new as in “I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT CITY OR COUNTRY EVER BEFORE IN MY LIFE!” new.

It’s pretty annoying. 🙂 [yet, simultaneously fun and interesting]

I mean, I’ll click on her picture and it’ll say the location is West Mxyzptlkstan or some nonsense, and I’m like “not again! :/”

I was thinking about her the other day and started considering the difference in difficulty levels in kickin’ it to women.. or perhaps, not kickin’ it, because anybody can just start running their mouths and hope something good happens, but rather difficulty levels in IMPRESSING women, or at least remaining in the pocket and not getting blitzed out of the game. Continue reading “Difficulty Levels”

3am Bar Tactics

So I’m sitting in this bar, right?.. QUELLE SURPRISE!!! :O haha .. So it’s like 3am and there are only two chicks left. Let’s name them A and B… The question is.. Which one do you kick it to? o_O

So I’m sitting in this bar, right?.. QUELLE SURPRISE!!! :O haha

So it’s like 3am and there are only two chicks left. Let’s name them A and B.

A is in better physical shape than B. B is cuter than A, facially. Continue reading “3am Bar Tactics”

Environment [Hunters, Part 17]

Sometimes, guys wonder why they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they’re trying to meet women in places where those women ARE NOT trying to meet THEM.

Sometimes, guys wonder why they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they aren’t effective in meeting women. Sometimes, it’s because they’re trying to meet women in places where those women ARE NOT trying to meet THEM. Continue reading “Environment [Hunters, Part 17]”

Ladies: Wear Clothes That Fit You

So, as The Kid was brainstorming what was supposed to be my next article, entitled “Ladies: Nobody Cares About Your 5 Pounds”, I was in the process of selecting things to give away to local hurricane victims and I came upon some old jeans…

So, as The Kid was brainstorming what was supposed to be my next article, entitled “Ladies: Nobody Cares About Your 5 Pounds”, I was in the process of selecting things to give away to local hurricane victims and I came upon some old jeans… Continue reading “Ladies: Wear Clothes That Fit You”